ED forum MP anyone

[HonaloochieB]

snorky Wrote:

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> Kipper tie ?

Naaaw, oi'll have coffie plise.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen, Snorky and me are here all week.

Drive safely and be good to mum.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

that raised a titter.

[Moos]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Moos. Elephants? Buns? What is going on with you

> today?

> Sort yourself out and be Billy Smart about it.

I'm sorry, HB. I just like buns. Especially the cinnamon ones, and the ones with a light glaze of icing.

*trumpets*

I think I've been in real life too long, my cyber-personality has become unhinged.

[HonaloochieB]

Moos Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Moos. Elephants? Buns? What is going on with

> you

> > today?

> > Sort yourself out and be Billy Smart about it.

>

> I'm sorry, HB. I just like buns. Especially the

> cinnamon ones, and the ones with a light glaze of

> icing.

It'll be fine Moos, provided we make sure that 'buns' is a reference to young mens' quite petit butttock cheeks.

I think I can see where the cinnamon-coloured ones would feature. There are places where that sort of tanning would be the norm.

The 'light glaze of icing', I can understand might be a particular treat of your own, and who amongst us would say you nay?

Not I.

[Moos]

What is it with this chuffing forum, why are you all obsessed with bottoms? Stop it at once.

Moosie Whitehouse.

[SteveT]

I wonder if anyone is feeling low enough to 'run' as an MP, or will you have to roll in the dirt before you feel you have

reached the correct level?

[HonaloochieB]

Moos Wrote:

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> What is it with this chuffing forum, why are you

> all obsessed with bottoms? Stop it at once.

>

> Moosie Whitehouse.

I apologise for the cheek. That'll be the end of it then.

I'd arsek your forgiveness.

But if I did I'd probably have to make some comment about striking a bum note.

And then tell the world to 'pogue mahone', and frankly the bottom line is nobody should be forced down that road.

Still as REM once opined 'It's the end of the world as we know it'.

And they felt fine.

Weirdos.

[Mikecg]

You'd make a great spin doctor HonaB, If you could just turn your back on that rag.

[Moos]

HB, reminds me of the wonderful, wonderful Peter Cook and Dudley Moore sketch when they complain endlessly about gorgeous film stars constantly harrassing them (while continuously trying not to laugh themeselves):

Dud: and then I felt a hand on my cheek

Pete: (deadpan) Which cheek?

Dud: (long pause, lips quivering) Left upper

[HonaloochieB]

Well I was right down in the wines and spirits when Mike suggested I become a spin doctor, then along comes Moos and is good enough to make mention of me in connection with Pete and Dud.

And I'm pretty sure Moos was being complimentary as well.

[digitalronin]

If everyone heads over to Craig Murray's blog and posts a comment, we might be able to persuade him to stand as an independent here. Not exactly a forum MP, but close.

http://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2009/05/where_to_stand.html

[snorky]

I am sorry, but F*ckoff with your Craig Murray suggestion

proven misuse government property / sexual misconduct / strong runours of Visas for Sex / piss artistry / complete lack of tact - he is perfectly qualified to fit in with the present lot.

there is not room for people like this.

[Mikecg]

Sounds like my kinda geezer. Id vote him in, on the condition I'm invited to the sexual misconduct pissup thingy, sounds like a blast!.

[Mikecg]

Theres nothing wrong with www.russianbrides.com snorky.

[digitalronin]

You're right, Snorky, what could I possibly have been thinking?

The fact that he gave up his entire diplomatic career to try and call the government to account for turning us into a nation that supports torture is obviously as nothing compared to the fact that he likes a drink and has trouble keeping it in his pants.

With priorities like yours it's easy to see how we ended up with a bunch of corrupt, lying, cheating scumbags in office.

Oh, and "F*ckoff with your Craig Murray suggestion"? ... Classy.

[SteveT]

We need effective, open, transparent government, but how do we achieve it?

[snorky]

digitalronin Wrote:

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> You're right, Snorky, what could I possibly have

> been thinking?

>

> The fact that he gave up his entire diplomatic

> career to try and call the government to account

> for turning us into a nation that supports torture

> is obviously as nothing compared to the fact that

> he likes a drink and has trouble keeping it in his

> pants.

>

> With priorities like yours it's easy to see how we

> ended up with a bunch of corrupt, lying, cheating

> scumbags in office.

>

> Oh, and "F*ckoff with your Craig Murray

> suggestion"? ... Classy.

thats me in a nutshell

Do you think Murray was railroaded into the job ? he knew the rules, he took the fat salary and got caught out.

NO better than an MP, but thats not the point is it

[louisiana]

Snorky, how exactly did he get caught out?

[SteveT]

How would you improve the political system?

[mockney piers]

In all fairness as much as I do admire CM's stand against the use of torture at a time when too many poliicians and civil servants turned a blind eye to protect their careers, he's not exactly leadership material.

A self confessed philanderer, adulterer, a borderline alcoholic, the tabloids would crucify him. A pity his integrity didn't stretch to being a good husband or father. And that book is painfully self aggrandizing isn't it.

Don't know what caught out means when he as clearly framed in order to appease the yanks who are still happy to support the regime in order to keep that gas in their sphere rather than the Russian one. Georgia mark two there may just be a matter of time.

[louisiana]

mockney piers Wrote:

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> In all fairness as much as I do admire CM's stand

> against the use of torture at a time when too many

> poliicians and civil servants turned a blind eye

> to protect their careers, he's not exactly

> leadership material.

Neither are most MPs. The last thing the government wants is several hundred wannabe leaders.

>

> A self confessed philanderer, adulterer, a

> borderline alcoholic, the tabloids would crucify

> him. A pity his integrity didn't stretch to being

> a good husband or father. And that book is

> painfully self aggrandizing isn't it.

Crikey, he'd fit into the House really well.

[mockney piers]

Fisky fisky fisky always with the fisking ;)