Lets create a limerick

[TillieTrotter]

In the Quiet Room Citizen sits drawing

[georgia]

Thanks Tillie!

He's noone to talk to, how boring

[TillieTrotter]

He gets out his paints

[citizenED]

And Tillie just faints

[georgia]

And unexpectedly faints

[TillieTrotter]

on the soft, padded flooring

[karter]

a new one.....

tillie is trying to sell her house

[Huguenot]

but she's got an unreasonable mouse

[Huguenot]

and when home-hunters call

[Nero]

It runs down the hall

[karter]

and she tells them its her pet mouse

[TillieTrotter]

Karter owns a shop on Lordship Lane

[TillieTrotter]

But which one, he just wont explain

[karter]

he is actually a big time landlord too

[karter]

and actually owns quite a few

[Domitianus]

I think Karter owns a launderette and does service washes in between posting on EDF.

[karter]

Domitianus is my assistant :))

[TillieTrotter]

You need to work on the rhyming lads:)

[karter]

the launderettes are our bachelor pads ;-)

[Jah Lush]

for such sad and lonely lads

[karter]

tillie could join us to make us less sad

[TillieTrotter]

by washing my smalls

in front of you all (s)

[karter]

then domitianus could finally wash his boools

[citizenED]

When Dulwichmum had a book launch

[Asset]

she had to work hard on her paunch (no offence, purely for the rhyme)