Asset Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 borderline?and doing it made her priapic Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33419 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asset Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Oh my gosh - I've just looked up 'priapic'. I thought it was something to do with having fits. How wrong I was. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33421 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagpuss78 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 I was wondering! :-$ Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33423 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 There once was a Limerick Master called Asset Whose rhyme you couldn't fault it was classicThe verses did flowThe pace fast not slowBut the rhymes could be somewhat phallicThanks for that Asset, I was really struggling there! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33424 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asset Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 no. Thank you Jeremy. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33425 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 There once was a geezer from Lima Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33440 Share on other sites More sharing options...
citizenED Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 if Asset keeps up this naughty strand of Limerick, I'll haveto prompt the Administrator to indulge in some Asset Management.NEXT!There once was a *bob* who made jingles... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33441 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asset Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 whilst stuffing his face full of pringles Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33442 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnia Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 It distracted him from his shingles Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33443 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asset Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Well? which one? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33445 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asset Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 ok, I'm stickng with mineThere once was a *bob* who wrote jingleswhilst stuffing his face full of pringleshe choked on the crumbs Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnia Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Asset Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> ok, I'm stickng with mine> > There once was a *bob* who wrote jingles> whilst stuffing his face full of pringles> he choked on the crumbsand fell on his buns Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33448 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asset Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 but he's hoping he'll sell loads of singles Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33450 Share on other sites More sharing options...
citizenED Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 There once was a geezer from Limawho drove a round in a snazzy black Beamer Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33460 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 There once was a geezer from Limawho drove a round in a snazzy black BeamerHe kept it well polished... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33507 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asset Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 and suitably nourished (?) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33529 Share on other sites More sharing options...
citizenED Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Then cleaned all the seats with a steamerThe Carnival in Notting Hill... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33531 Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgia Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Is well attended by the old bill Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33535 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadWorld74 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 the Reggae Reggae sauce it does flow Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33549 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 How he makes it, nobody knows!bit of a strange limerick this one... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33555 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadWorld74 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 There was a girl who worked in the City Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33572 Share on other sites More sharing options...
david_carnell Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 But, alas she was not very pretty Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadWorld74 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 She searched in vain to find true love Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33579 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 and prayed to the Lord, up above Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagpuss78 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 but unfortunately the men she found were all a bit shitty Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/638-lets-create-a-limerick/page/31/#findComment-33619 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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