Lets create a limerick

[fish]

What a wicked ditty.

[Asset]

look I'm sorry MW74 - don't get uppity with me but the third and fourth lines are supposed to be shorter than the first two.

Once again, this time with feeling:

There once was a limerick rhyme

that was all about keeping in time

the verse is like this

so don't go amiss

and keep up the standards like mine

[Jah Lush]

LOL..>:D

[citizenED]

Asset, have you recently posted under the psuedonym "strictteacher"? ;-)

There once was a limerick teacher

[Jah Lush]

There once was a limerick teacher

Who could be a bit of preacher

no offence

but common sense

is one of her best features

[citizenED]

At the For-rum Birthday bash...

[Keef]

Jah skinned up some hash.

It was a good reef,

so he passed it to Keef,

And they both went on to get trahed

[citizenED]

Muse!

When Alan bumped into the "one"...

[georgia]

He wasn't aware her real name was John

[mockney piers]

but he did persevere

by licking John's ear

[Jeremy]

This one could be heading for rather a crude finale...

[Asset]

that doesn't rhyme Jeremy!

[citizenED]

When Alan bumped into the "one"

He wasn't aware her real name was John

But he did persevere

By licking John's ear

Then stopped when he clocked what he'd done

when the forum went football mad...

[Jeremy]

when the forum went football mad

I hoped they would tire of this fad.

[Jah Lush]

but the season is long

[Nero]

And support is so strong

[Jah Lush]

So it really can't be all that bad.

[MadWorld74]

there once was a lass called Madworld74

[MadWorld74]

she worked with the judges which was such a crushing bore

[MadWorld74]

she went totally nuts, called her boss a clutz

and got booted head first through the front door.

[Jah Lush]

She'd rather be acting

or even chiropracting

than anything to do with the law

[MadWorld74]

here here!

[Jah Lush]

Hmm...post at the same time, which one do you want to go with MW74?

[MadWorld74]

there once was this lush called Jah

[Jah Lush]

Who was forever propping up the bar