Lets create a limerick

[Asset]

got anything better?

[citizenED]

There once were some folks in The City

whose boni* left them sitting pretty

*boni = plural of bonus? = artistic licence

[Ant]

They'd buy a few hice*

* taking the artistic licence and running with it.

[MadWorld74]

Asset Wrote:

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> got anything better?

No haven't got a bean old boy. Still don't know what funk is. Is that you Assest, are you 'funk'?

[Asset]

'in a funk' is generally taken to mean in a bad mood, more fitting to you I think.

[downsouth]

There once were some folks in The City

whose boni* left them sitting pretty

They'd buy a few hice

shove tenants in like mice

and they'd admire their next eggs sitting pretty

[downsouth]

I haven't had my beer...

[Ant]

(That's less of an opening line and more of a tragic statement, a wail, a cry, a plea for help... anyway)

I haven't had my beer

And I'm beginning to get the fear

[downsouth]

Indeed! As I sip on a pint of Wells Bombardier Satanic Mills - I love Friday evenings...

[Asset]

of the folks in the pub

[TillieTrotter]

that are forming a club

[citizenED]

to run a co-operative here.

When Keef was away on his beano...

[TillieTrotter]

I opened a bottle of Pinot

[Asset]

drank the whole thing

[Ant]

And felt like a king

[bagpuss78]

and met a lovely latino

[Loulou]

There once was a new girl called Loulou

[spadetownboy]

whose favourite film was zulu

[bagpuss78]

She watched it all day

[downsouth]

glued like hair spray

[bagpuss78]

only breaking to shop in moo too

[Loulou]

I like it!!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Until forced to run to the wee loo

[Asset]

The forum party looms closer

[Ant]

[Gah, that's a tricky one to rhyme!]

[btw: what does everyone think of using square brackets for posts that aren't the next line of the limerick. Good idea or just a hassle?]