Lets create a limerick

[TillieTrotter]

Cheeky!!

What to wear to the next forum party

[mightyroar]

I certainly hate to look tarty

[lozzyloz]

or go dressed like Russell Harty

[bagpuss78]

I'll put on some slap

[lozzyloz]

and practice my rap

[citizenED]

and come over all arty-farty

The workmen who cat-called to cassie

[mightyroar]

should have known not to mess with that lassie

[bagpuss78]

they'll heckle no more

[TillieTrotter]

when she tells them the score

[Jah Lush]

and gives 'em a good kick up the batty

Spotting UFOs on a bonfire night

[bagpuss78]

Was perhaps the result of the stuff i smoked in me pipe

[Jah Lush]

When I looked up at the sky

[lozzyloz]

A glowing saucer flew by

[TillieTrotter]

I must promise to smoke less of that Shite

[mightyroar]

I'm so happy someone found my Welly

[lozzyloz]

'cause my foot was quite sodden and smelly

[bagpuss78]

now the boot is back

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I'm alright Jack

[citizenED]

I can put my feet up and watch telly.

Some doggies were left out on the Rye

[TillieTrotter]

whilst the abusers were in eating pie

[bagpuss78]

as they sat in the warm

[georgia]

Their actions created a storm

[lozzyloz]

Now the Fly-Half is bound up in his tie

[mightyroar]

whilst reading the new living south

[citizenED]

I noticed that Gingerbread's mouth