Lets create a limerick

[Asset]

it's easy with any old cow

[mightyroar]

tee hee, that is one un pc limerick. (thats not a first line btw)

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Who shall we be voting for mayor?

[mightyroar]

Should our ken remain in the chair?

[Asset]

to cook the books

[citizenED]

and hook up with the crooks

[lozzyloz]

And over tax us without a care

[TillieTrotter]

Will tomorrow see many new faces

[HonaloochieB]

In The Sea Cow all ordering plaices

[Asset]

then to the dog

[georgia]

For a quick snog

[bagpuss78]

should never have those whiskey chasers

[HonaloochieB]

I'm not etirely sure what the rule for starting one is, but as I'm new perhaps you'll indulge me.

A cricketer out for a duck

Careful now.

[Asset]

thought to himself 'what bad luck'

[we try to keep them forum/ED specific]

[Brendan]

But the Indians cheered

and the ozzies they jeered

[Asset]

but actually who gives a f4ck?

[had to do it]

[citizenED]

When a newbie made Asset say "f4ck"

[Brendan]

Without even giving it thought

[citizenED]

Ah, Brendan, freestyle Limericking, top dog!

Start over;

When a newbie made Asset say "f4ck"...

[Brendan]

What do you mean freestyle limericking ?F4ck? rhymes with ?Thought?

Orthodox limericknig that is.

innit.

[Asset]

Brendan - is that supposed to rhyme?

EDIT - sorry didn't see next page

it was bound to cause a ruck

[Brendan]

ffff - four - ccckkkk

Rhymes with thought.

Sorry I corked that up a bit.

[citizenED]

When a newbie made Asset say "f4ck"...

it was bound to cause a ruck

The elders were shocked

[Asset]

the forum was rocked

[citizenED]

And everything got terribly fraught (Brendanspeak version)

And the swearers were told to go suck