Lets create a limerick

[georgia]

I hadn't removed the price tag

[TillieTrotter]

Which was more than a Fendi

[georgia]

But it's so much more trendy

[citizenED]

so its something about which i brag

[TillieTrotter]

Very topical guys I like, I like!!

I'm taking away food tonight.....

[Ant]

Was that a random update or a first line?

I'm taking away food tonight,

The curry here's such a delight

[SeanMacGabhann]

I'm taking away food tonight,

The curry here's such a delight

I'm partial to Jalfreizi

[TillieTrotter]

So hot, makes me crazy

[georgia]

And I end up on the loo all night

[Mogs]

Gosh my arse is a sight

[TillieTrotter]

I've just come back from the dentist....

[georgia]

And feel like getting very pissed

[Ant]

But me gnashers are shot

[Nero]

And I don't look that hot

[georgia]

But I'll go to the pub if you insist

[Nero]

There was am exclusive new coffee shop

[Brendan]

And a chippy whose peas were just slosh

[TillieTrotter]

Combining the two

Makes it turn out like Poo

[Asset]

and catches us all on the hop

[Nero]

There once were some smelly bins

[karter]

left out by the indian restaurants for their sins

[Asset]

the rats are all swarming

[Nero]

Their faeces a-warming

[karter]

and it all ends up in the bins...

[Asset]

Sorry Karter - you can't use bins again, it was used in the first line.