help get me out of the dog house

[dulwichdogman]

ok, its my fault after a few refreshing beers after a hard days work im an hour late in from the boozer. i ave run out off porkie pies to tell the trouble and strife. what little white lie would you tell your wife that brings up your kids while you are in the pub with that cool refeshing pint? burp...

[Mikecg]

I feel your pain my friend, you just gotta grin and bare it, it will soon pass.

[PeckhamRose]

I don't have a wife.

And I would never lie to the one I loved!

If I were you I would never do it again, that is, never be late again.

And let HER go to the pub with HER friends while you stay home and bring up the kids and cook.

Even if only for one day. (One day a week that is!)

[Andystar]

tell her that ur having an affair..then 5 mins later, tell her that you were kidding, she'll be so relieved, that when you tell her the truth, it won't matter anymore- problem sorted. :)-D

[Mikecg]

Your dicing with death for the poor bloke Andystar. what if she says actually I think I may as well tell you....... Or goes into a passionate rage grabs a kitchen implement and impales the poor bloke.

I personally think that if a bloke goes down the pub and has a few extra pints after a hard days graft is an ok thing to do.

I nicknamed my wife Zebedee because she kept springing up in the pubs I was going to or in, but we've done that one and now were back on track.

[woofmarkthedog]

SH*T

An you in IT................

W**F

[Andystar]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> Your dicing with death for the poor bloke

> Andystar.

prob explains why i'm single..i also wanted to see if my idea worked, just in case i ever needed to use it..

i also forgot to say that he should hide any sharp objects first..

[daizie]

Relieved? OMG! Andy, you blokes dun arf rate yourselves dunt ya !

[Mikecg]

Says the woman who said to woolfie as soon as you come up and say hello you will have an eric?

[daizie]

just wanted to prepare him mikecg, nothing wrong with that is there?

[Andystar]

daizie Wrote:

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> Relieved? OMG! Andy, you blokes dun arf rate

> yourselves dunt ya !

I'm sorry daizie, i was seriously kidding.. :-$

[Mikecg]

He will find out one day mawhahaha!

[RosieH]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> I feel your pain my friend, you just gotta grin

> and bare it, it will soon pass.

If you grin and bare it, she might just kick you in it.

Bearing up is altogether the more stoical option you poor mite.

[bigbadwolf]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> Says the woman who said to woolfie as soon as you

> come up and say hello you will have an eric?

I've no idea what Daizie looks like so I doubt I'll be 'standing to attention' if I meet her.

[bigbadwolf]

Thicky.

[Mick Mac]

I was out in ED on the strip tonight - I saw a lot of nice looking people and suspect a few forumites were amongst them - I was in EDT, Bishop and Liquorish....anyone else in these bars.

Good live musician in liquorish tonight before the dj, good vibe, anyone else there? Saw noone wolflike...

[daizie]

bigbadwolf it was a joke ..

[bigbadwolf]

I know but I was shitfaced last night and liable to write anything.

[daizie]

and ditto

[bigbadwolf]

dulwichdogman Wrote:

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> ok, its my fault after a few refreshing beers

> after a hard days work im an hour late in from the

> boozer. i ave run out off porkie pies to tell the

> trouble and strife. what little white lie would

> you tell your wife that brings up your kids while

> you are in the pub with that cool refeshing pint?

> burp...

I'd also recommend predicting what her 'time of the month is as when the moon is in transit literally anything could happen! Reminds me of the time I was going out with an Essex girl who once held I knife to my throat. I wont go into details.

[Mick Mac]

um - posting at 2.25 am - that was a later night than i had thought - aren't bars supposed to shut at 10.30 on sundays? fancy serving me beer until 1am, disgusting.

[Andystar]

So dulwichdogman which excuse did you use then??

[samyb1]

dulwichdogmans wife here, i recon flowers ..dimonds...new car ect may just save him

[Mikecg]

How comes you said you were single after 7 years and you were looking for a good night out in another thread?.

http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?9,253500,253500#msg-253500

Please explain?, I am related to inspector morse.

[indiepanda]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> How comes you said you were single after 7 years

> and you were looking for a good night out in

> another thread?.

precognition.... knew he was going to come home and lie about it again and the next time she would walk? ;-)