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ok, its my fault after a few refreshing beers after a hard days work im an hour late in from the boozer. i ave run out off porkie pies to tell the trouble and strife. what little white lie would you tell your wife that brings up your kids while you are in the pub with that cool refeshing pint? burp...
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I don't have a wife.

And I would never lie to the one I loved!


If I were you I would never do it again, that is, never be late again.

And let HER go to the pub with HER friends while you stay home and bring up the kids and cook.

Even if only for one day. (One day a week that is!)

Your dicing with death for the poor bloke Andystar. what if she says actually I think I may as well tell you....... Or goes into a passionate rage grabs a kitchen implement and impales the poor bloke.


I personally think that if a bloke goes down the pub and has a few extra pints after a hard days graft is an ok thing to do.


I nicknamed my wife Zebedee because she kept springing up in the pubs I was going to or in, but we've done that one and now were back on track.

Mikecg Wrote:

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> Your dicing with death for the poor bloke

> Andystar.


prob explains why i'm single..i also wanted to see if my idea worked, just in case i ever needed to use it..


i also forgot to say that he should hide any sharp objects first..

Mikecg Wrote:

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> I feel your pain my friend, you just gotta grin

> and bare it, it will soon pass.



If you grin and bare it, she might just kick you in it.


Bearing up is altogether the more stoical option you poor mite.

I was out in ED on the strip tonight - I saw a lot of nice looking people and suspect a few forumites were amongst them - I was in EDT, Bishop and Liquorish....anyone else in these bars.

Good live musician in liquorish tonight before the dj, good vibe, anyone else there? Saw noone wolflike...

dulwichdogman Wrote:

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> ok, its my fault after a few refreshing beers

> after a hard days work im an hour late in from the

> boozer. i ave run out off porkie pies to tell the

> trouble and strife. what little white lie would

> you tell your wife that brings up your kids while

> you are in the pub with that cool refeshing pint?

> burp...


I'd also recommend predicting what her 'time of the month is as when the moon is in transit literally anything could happen! Reminds me of the time I was going out with an Essex girl who once held I knife to my throat. I wont go into details.

Mikecg Wrote:

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> How comes you said you were single after 7 years

> and you were looking for a good night out in

> another thread?.


precognition.... knew he was going to come home and lie about it again and the next time she would walk? ;-)

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