ED embarrassing incidents..

[Andystar]

Hey people,

have any of you had any embarrassing incidents in ED (apart from the obvious drunken ones)?? the other day, I was in the newsagents opposite dulwich library & the skinny guy behind the counter made a quip at my expense..it wasn't even funny but a stoopid old customer started to roar with laughter at it..i left the shop totally embarrassed & vowed never to set foot in there again..well until i needed to renew my oyster card..

[RosieH]

Please to share the clearly very amusing quip...

[Mikecg]

Getting frog marched from the EDT by my missus was quite an embaracing experience, I felt the heat that day.

[Andystar]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Please to share the clearly very amusing quip...

i can't remember it - i was in "flight or fight" mode but it really wasn't funny. it was made worse by the fact that, in all the confusion, I left my oyster card on the reader & he called me back to get it..:-$

[bigbadwolf]

Various incidents spring to mind on the 176 nightbus Andy but whilst looking for the toilet and walking in on my mate Steve's parents 69ing each other will always remain a firm favourite.

That actually happened I'm afraid and I think you'll all agree it's a 10 out of 10 on the old red face guage.

[Andystar]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> Getting frog marched from the EDT by my missus was

> quite an embaracing experience, I felt the heat

> that day.

Oh dear, what did u do to deserve that action on her behalf??

[bigbadwolf]

One can only guess Andy.

[daizie]

hahahaha that is very very funny bigbadwolf, how old were you /they? was it a recent thing ?

[Mikecg]

I'm off *Splash*

[woofmarkthedog]

Was he the six or the nine & did they find his false teeth after?

*OO*

[Andystar]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Various incidents spring to mind on the 176

> nightbus Andy but whilst looking for the toilet

> and walking in on my mate Steve's parents 69ing

> each other will always remain a firm favourite.

>

> That actually happened I'm afraid and I think

> you'll all agree it's a 10 out of 10 on the old

> red face guage.

I always end up falling asleep on that bl**dy bus and ending up in that godforsaken penge or worse, on diversion to crystal palace...to make matters worse, i fell asleep on the bus last week, holding a full maccas coke & spilt it all over my jeans so it looked like i wet myself..

btw, If anyone sees a dorky guy ( possibly smelling/holding or mumbling about blue cocktails) asleep on the 176 as its going thru dulwich in the small hours on a friday nite, please wake him up at dulwich library...thanks!!

[bigbadwolf]

I think I was about 13 or 14 Daizie. Thank fully they were too caught up in the moment/act to notice me. I returned to his room in a state of shock but whilst leaning against the doorway to his room I mustered the strength to shreik "there's been a horrible accident, call a doctor".

[daizie]

hahahaha , i'd have been mesmerised .

[daizie]

i mean, ive NEVER found the 69 position comfortable plus I can only concentrate on one thing at once :-$ LOL

[Mikecg]

I used to do that when I worked in TCR years ago, once I fell asleep and woke up during the return journey to Oxford Street at the bus stop just before the one I should have got off in the other direction. I would have freaked if I woke up in Oxford Street. That happened a lot, especially after a sesh. How does it go again, you get kicked off at Penge cross the road and wait for the but to turn round and get back on it again. Totaly nutts.

Andystar Wrote:

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> bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> > Various incidents spring to mind on the 176

> > nightbus Andy but whilst looking for the toilet

> > and walking in on my mate Steve's parents 69ing

> > each other will always remain a firm favourite.

> >

> > That actually happened I'm afraid and I think

> > you'll all agree it's a 10 out of 10 on the old

> > red face guage.

>

> I always end up falling asleep on that bl**dy bus

> and ending up in that godforsaken penge or worse,

> on diversion to crystal palace...to make matters

> worse, i fell asleep on the bus last week, holding

> a full maccas coke & spilt it all over my jeans so

> it looked like i wet myself..

>

> btw, If anyone sees a dorky guy ( possibly

> smelling/holding or mumbling about blue cocktails)

> asleep on the 176 as its going thru dulwich in the

> small hours on a friday nite, please wake him up

> at dulwich library...thanks!!

[bigbadwolf]

Oh come on Daizie I'm sure even you can multi-task when presented with a 'big' enough challenge.

[daizie]

NO, I like to give all my attention to one thing at a time , b******s to multi-tasking

[daizie]

a quality bit of oral cant be beat !

[bigbadwolf]

Especially when it's said properly.

[????]

I think we should just keep this thread open as a BBW confessional place

[woofmarkthedog]

Re: ED embarrassing incidents..

Errr isn't this thread turning into one..

[Mikecg]

LOL!

[bigbadwolf]

I haven't even started Woof.

[daizie]

lmfao

[Mikecg]

I predict a banning, I predict a banning.