to the silver Honda Jazz owner pulling into Sainsburys at 08:40 this morning

[pitflaps]

Instead of trying to pull me under your car by hooking my handlebars with your wing mirror prior to overtaking me and then carving me up by immediately turning left why not wait all of - ooh, I don't know - 3 seconds to let me go on my merry way rather than risk a road fatality? Just a thought.

[Sandperson]

I hope you chased them down and asked them why they felt the need.

[pitflaps]

annoyingly I felt the need to get to work on time outweighed the desire to kick the door off its hinges. Also wasn't sure whether they were off to Sainsburys or if it was going to be a low-speed car chase around the estate. Am very annoyed at myself for getting my priorities wrong.

[bigbadwolf]

Piflaps, I know you've had a traumatic shock and I'm sure there are more to come but for now just bask in the glowing fact that they're arseholes and you're not.

[PeckhamRose]

We have desctiption of car.

Now give description of him or her so we can all look out for it.

[skidmarks]

To buy a Honda jazz they?ve got to be some old geriatric so cut them some slack they?ll be dead soon

[pitflaps]

couldn't say for sure whether they were male or female - which seems odd even to relate though I think I was a bit shocked at having been hit...I'm even annoyed I didn't get the number plate. They did a weird thing with their arm just after they turned left though; jerking it up to their head like a reflex - couldn't work out if it was an attempt to acknowledge they had just driven like a maniac or a hangover from fixing their hair moments earlier when they should have been paying attention. Or it could have been tourettes or something. I can confirm however that I have calmed down now. Having said that, I feel a bit like the sentiment expressed at the end of Bravo Two Zero - I'm not proud of having read it, I think I was desperate - when Andy Mcnab says he'd got over being tortured but if he saw them in the street, "he'd slot them".