Not a rage but an angry why?

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bored of the board

[PinkyB]

Who is Dulwich Mum and why should I care what she thinks?

[PinkyB]

Who is Dulwich Mum and why should I care what she thinks?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

PinkyB Wrote:

Who is Dulwich Mum and why should I care what she thinks?

Imagine a Female combination of Tommy Hilfiger, Basil D'oLiviera, James Coburn and Dizzee Rascal and you'll get the picture.

She's a Treasure, a veritable one, like a Stradivarius...

[Tony.London Suburbs]

PinkyB Wrote:

Who is Dulwich Mum and why should I care what she thinks?

Imagine a Female combination of Tommy Hilfiger, Basil D'oLiviera, James Coburn and Dizzee Rascal and you'll get the picture.

She's a Treasure, a veritable one, like a Stradivarius...

[bigbadwolf]

She's Nigella Lawson, Cybil Fawlty, Anna Wintour, Patsy Sloane (Ab Fab), Elizabeth I, and the bash street kids all rolled into one slightly wobbly, ever so forward, funny, devious Dulwichmum.

More like a Faberge egg, only ever seen in the most exclusive of exclusive shops.

[bigbadwolf]

She's Nigella Lawson, Cybil Fawlty, Anna Wintour, Patsy Sloane (Ab Fab), Elizabeth I, and the bash street kids all rolled into one slightly wobbly, ever so forward, funny, devious Dulwichmum.

More like a Faberge egg, only ever seen in the most exclusive of exclusive shops.

[dulwichmum]

Hang on there Mr Suburbs,

I would describe myself as a slim, upmarket version of Kristen Scott-Thomas, a high maintenance Liz Hurley with Tourettes.

[dulwichmum]

Hang on there Mr Suburbs,

I would describe myself as a slim, upmarket version of Kristen Scott-Thomas, a high maintenance Liz Hurley with Tourettes.

[bigbadwolf]

Look who just wafted back into the room. Are we forgiven oh maxed out one?

[bigbadwolf]

Look who just wafted back into the room. Are we forgiven oh maxed out one?

[dulwichmum]

I am watching you Mr Wolf. Poor Mikecg seems to think it was all his fault, but it is you I am glaring at... (runs perfectly manicured hand through glossy hair). Starting your "Art" thread to make yourself sound "grown up" doesn't wash with me. Any more smut and I am going to purchase a dog stunner and your ass is mine...

[dulwichmum]

I am watching you Mr Wolf. Poor Mikecg seems to think it was all his fault, but it is you I am glaring at... (runs perfectly manicured hand through glossy hair). Starting your "Art" thread to make yourself sound "grown up" doesn't wash with me. Any more smut and I am going to purchase a dog stunner and your ass is mine...

[bigbadwolf]

I'm not scared of you DM. I can do grown up and smut all in the same recipe. Just make sure you don't bite your tongue on every spoonful.

[bigbadwolf]

I'm not scared of you DM. I can do grown up and smut all in the same recipe. Just make sure you don't bite your tongue on every spoonful.

[dulwichmum]

Young man - I am consistant. I have warned you several times about the smutty school boy carry on and constant irrelevant chit chat. If you glance back through the threads, you keep apologising, but your behaviour remains the same. You are leading other boys with your bad bahaviour and it will not be tolerated. I know where all the blame lies.

Any more of this and I will slap your legs and out on the naughty step you will go. You will not be permitted to join the grown ups again.

Shame on you.

[dulwichmum]

Young man - I am consistant. I have warned you several times about the smutty school boy carry on and constant irrelevant chit chat. If you glance back through the threads, you keep apologising, but your behaviour remains the same. You are leading other boys with your bad bahaviour and it will not be tolerated. I know where all the blame lies.

Any more of this and I will slap your legs and out on the naughty step you will go. You will not be permitted to join the grown ups again.

Shame on you.

[bigbadwolf]

Hang on.........what's with the young man accusations. Sometimes I often wonder where the grown ups are to join. I for one am not leading any other boys into bad behaviour.

[bigbadwolf]

Hang on.........what's with the young man accusations. Sometimes I often wonder where the grown ups are to join. I for one am not leading any other boys into bad behaviour.

[dulwichmum]

Enough.

Put your finger on your lip and sit up straight.

[dulwichmum]

Enough.

Put your finger on your lip and sit up straight.

[bigbadwolf]

Damn you to Primark madam.

[bigbadwolf]

Damn you to Primark madam.

[dulwichmum]

Any more of your cheek young man and you will feel my hand (glares).

[dulwichmum]

Any more of your cheek young man and you will feel my hand (glares).