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PinkyB Wrote:

Who is Dulwich Mum and why should I care what she thinks?


Imagine a Female combination of Tommy Hilfiger, Basil D'oLiviera, James Coburn and Dizzee Rascal and you'll get the picture.


She's a Treasure, a veritable one, like a Stradivarius...

PinkyB Wrote:

Who is Dulwich Mum and why should I care what she thinks?


Imagine a Female combination of Tommy Hilfiger, Basil D'oLiviera, James Coburn and Dizzee Rascal and you'll get the picture.


She's a Treasure, a veritable one, like a Stradivarius...

She's Nigella Lawson, Cybil Fawlty, Anna Wintour, Patsy Sloane (Ab Fab), Elizabeth I, and the bash street kids all rolled into one slightly wobbly, ever so forward, funny, devious Dulwichmum.


More like a Faberge egg, only ever seen in the most exclusive of exclusive shops.

She's Nigella Lawson, Cybil Fawlty, Anna Wintour, Patsy Sloane (Ab Fab), Elizabeth I, and the bash street kids all rolled into one slightly wobbly, ever so forward, funny, devious Dulwichmum.


More like a Faberge egg, only ever seen in the most exclusive of exclusive shops.

I am watching you Mr Wolf. Poor Mikecg seems to think it was all his fault, but it is you I am glaring at... (runs perfectly manicured hand through glossy hair). Starting your "Art" thread to make yourself sound "grown up" doesn't wash with me. Any more smut and I am going to purchase a dog stunner and your ass is mine...
I am watching you Mr Wolf. Poor Mikecg seems to think it was all his fault, but it is you I am glaring at... (runs perfectly manicured hand through glossy hair). Starting your "Art" thread to make yourself sound "grown up" doesn't wash with me. Any more smut and I am going to purchase a dog stunner and your ass is mine...

Young man - I am consistant. I have warned you several times about the smutty school boy carry on and constant irrelevant chit chat. If you glance back through the threads, you keep apologising, but your behaviour remains the same. You are leading other boys with your bad bahaviour and it will not be tolerated. I know where all the blame lies.


Any more of this and I will slap your legs and out on the naughty step you will go. You will not be permitted to join the grown ups again.


Shame on you.

Young man - I am consistant. I have warned you several times about the smutty school boy carry on and constant irrelevant chit chat. If you glance back through the threads, you keep apologising, but your behaviour remains the same. You are leading other boys with your bad bahaviour and it will not be tolerated. I know where all the blame lies.


Any more of this and I will slap your legs and out on the naughty step you will go. You will not be permitted to join the grown ups again.


Shame on you.

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