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bigbadwolf Wrote:

I'm sure for the right price Tony you can have any 'maid' to order.


Reminds me of the Guy who takes a new Ladyfriend back to his flat for the first time.


"Would you sleep with me for a Million Pounds"

"Yes, I suppose I would" she replied.


"Would you sleep with me for ?1"

"No! Certainly not! What do you think I am"


"We've established what you are, we are just trying to negotiate a price!"......

I suggest you write to your M.P DM and explain to them the implications this nefarious conduct could have on the image of Wisteria, sorry, Lordship lane. You should also tell them that there's 5 large in it for them as well, you know, just in case their schedule is mysteriously 'booked' on local 'affairs'.

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