Cats should wear bells

[Nero]

I know this is just nature being red in tooth and claw, but my neighbour's cat has bloody gone and terrorised a starling baby bird. Scores of starlings are now screeching about my house. It's unnecessary for a cat to kill for pleasure. Please let your cat wear a bell to try to stop this kind of thing happening. Not sure if the little thing is dazed or bitten and therefore probably infected with deadly bacteria. It's the last thing I need. Nero

[Jimbo]

The last thing you need!!!!!!

[Huguenot]

Bloody cats have gone and dug up my our bloody hot chilli peppers to replace them with little effing messages.

Cats should wear bells in order to allow my sound-guided chaingun garden accessory to turn them into a pretty Jackson Pollock of red and pink textured smears.

[mockney piers]

Hang on, the chilli peppers I was going to inherit when you left for warmer climes?

Break out the BFG!!!! (well, the can of silly string then)

[Huguenot]

Bumbalina's green fingers have rescued four of them. But I'm extremely resentful about the casualties.

It was like a Guernica of raining feline turd.

Followed by a Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man of stomp.

[Incitatus]

Cats should wear bells in order to allow my sound-guided chaingun garden accessory to turn them into a pretty Jackson Pollock of red and pink textured smears.

Huguenot,

in a bid to save the cats of east Dulwich from your felicidic tendencies I implore you to take out your artistic frustrations here instead. You'll need your mouse though;-)

Jackson Pollock

[TillieTrotter]

This is a particular bugbear of my husbands', he hates it when he sees cats maiming/killing birds. I remember a few years back when after my then 8 year old hearing one of my husbands rants, knocked next door and told my (snotty) neighbour that they should put a bell on their cat as it was killing our wildlife. She informed him that HER CAT would never commit such an horrendous deed. About a week later we saw her husband take a bird out of said cats mouth and throw it behind their shed!!

It should be law to wear a bell say I!!

[dulwichmum]

Yes I agree completely. And teenage girls should all be made to throw away any clothes that display their toned abdominal areas. Loose fitting polo shirts should be worn by all of them - by law. And men should not ever wear sandals if they have hairey toes...

Does this belong on another thread?