Jimbo

On the Heroes and Villains site it mentions that Owen is on his way to the Villa?.. Have you heard anything similar or to the contrary? http://www.heroesandvillains.info

Where are the Dulwich Villians?

Panic over, the certificate has been returned to its owners. Thank you all for your help. *Ahem....*

It belongs to Samuel Carter and Catrin so get them or one of there friends to PM me.....

As Dubbya has in effect nationalised AIG, does this mean that Manchester United is sponsored by the USA? UTV

Marriage Certificate found on Hayes Grove East this morning. I will be going round to the address on the certificate this evening but if you know of someone that lost this item this morning get them to get in touch with me. Thanks J

I can't think about lunch I have just knocked back a bacon and egg sarnie....

Correction..... Today is his last day of trading, so if you want a final oyster from ?Martin da Oystercatcher? get down there and savour the moment....

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Not sure how much he earns and to be honest it shouldn?t really matter. Thanks for your help RosieH.

Has anyone else experienced or witnessed the foul mouth and temper of the chav that gets on the 0703hrs train at East Dulwich? He gets on at the front of the train and If anyone gets in his way (which can happen sometimes depending on how busy the train is.) he swears and shouts at them, the guy needs help. At best he will get himself in an awkward situation with a person who will not mind beating him up or at worst he will hurt someone.

Work is going to get the better of me this evening.... I will however keep my eyes open for the next curry evening.

Has anyone booked a table at the Curry Cabin for Tuesday?

If it happens next week on Tues, Wed or Thurs I will tag along if that?s ok? I will even disrupt my Jan detox for a Kingfisher.

Have you decided on a day or has this club gone underground?

What and where is Donkey Alley?

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Last night(on Lordship Lane) I was hit by an egg (not hard boiled) that someone had thrown from a passing car?? It struck me on the back of leg but luckily didn?t break until it landed on the pavement. Has anyone else been caught out by this rather unfunny prank? Judging by the colour of the yolk I fear they are using battery eggs?..

A friend of ours has recently relocated within ED and has now found out that there is a massage parlour operating in the next door basement flat..... Its all very strange and rather amusing.... Snorky, if you turn up to the next EDF drinks I will give you the details of the location, you were right about it being in view of a local boozer!!!!

Other than a couple of clearly unacceptable typo errors, this is quite amusing... A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. she decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful coffee slice complimentary from the last shop She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her Husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you "ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And you'll now be his carer!" The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed........... The lady doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. What did you buy?"

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?" "Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh, sh*t mum, I s'pose I'll have some CocoPops" WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f*cking CocoPops."

All seemed ok this morning.....

Anyone fancy going into Barclays or HSBC and venting our anger about the lack of cash in their machines.... I would go but I?m at work and by the time I get back they will be shut. I think SeanMacGabhann's tact and diplomacy would work wonders in this situation. Anyone else agree?

On the strength of a few postive posts about Montpellier, I have booked in for lunch this afternoon. I can't seem to find a web address for them can anyone direct me to it? I wouldn't mind having a look at there menu to speed up the decions making process.

I wish the High Street Banks on Lordship Lane (that have cash points) would make the effort to keep the cash points filled with cash over the weekend. All it would take is for one person to visit during the weekend (preferably Saturday morning) to top up the machines, its not as if they have to put in a full day..... Harrumph..... As for those robbing machines that charge you ?1.50 to get hold of your own cash....... Jeezus??