East Dulwich residents, win a free ?300 barbecue!

[LondonBangers]

East Dulwich residents, want to win a brand-new gas barbecue worth ?300?

The Original London Banger is calling for London sausage lovers to submit their favourite banger recipes. Represent your community by telling us what your favourite type of sausage is and you could win the barbecue of your dreams!

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[bigbadwolf]

East dulwich's favourite sausage if Fois Gras and Quail with a sprig of Rosemary.

Peckham and Nunhead's favourite sausage is road kill and minorities with a dash of skunk.

[Horsebox]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> East dulwich's favourite sausage if Fois Gras and

> Quail with a sprig of Rosemary.

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> Peckham and Nunhead's favourite sausage is road

> kill and minorities with a dash of skunk.

BBW, you forgot the 'poverty and knife-crime' chipolata. A perennial Nunhead favourite.

[bigbadwolf]

How could I forget Horsebox.

The 'poverty and knife crime' chipolata has a bitter taste to it which makes it stand out as a bit of an under achiever taste wise but the most conspicuous quality to this particular banger is it's sharp aroma that some connoisseurs may find an intimidating prospect.

All in all, it's rather confrontational on the palette.

[woofmarkthedog]

Pork & smegm*........my wife loves this Sydenham favorite!

[bigbadwolf]

Pork and Helmet cheese?

I bet she does.

[daizie]

:-S

[Horsebox]

What's your favorite type of sauasage, daizie?

[daizie]

1 without smeg and bits of fluff .

[bigbadwolf]

Horsebox Wrote:

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> What's your favorite type of sauasage, daizie?

The type that has veins and a salty after taste. I believe the recipe originates in the french town Boloin or somwwhere like that.

[Horsebox]

:-S

Straight for the jugular, so to speak, BBW.

[woofmarkthedog]

Horsebox Wrote:

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> :-S

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> Straight for the jugular, so to speak, BBW.

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More likely the "femoral" but..................

[daizie]

deep throat

[bigbadwolf]

Yeah, Cumberlands can be a right mouth full eh Daizie.

[daizie]

As long as im not expected to be happy with a chipolata .

[bigbadwolf]

Of course.

[daizie]

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[LegalEagle-ish]

Laughed my tits off!

[woofmarkthedog]

Dazie

I laughed so much "it" hurt.......

[bigbadwolf]

O.K Daizie I that was good, my sides 'throbbed' with laughter.