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Will Magic Pants be popular in ED?


"More than 4,000 women signed up for an email alert that they are back in shops, suggesting the latest batch could also sell out fast.

The fabric of the ?25 pants contains crystals which warm up when they come in contact with the skin.

The heat is said to improve the circulation in the thighs, bottom and stomach, encouraging fat cells to 'melt' into a liquid. This is then excreted from the body by the liver.

Research showed that four out of five women who wore the knickers every day for a month lost inches from their stomach, hips and thighs. Cellulite was also reduced. The effects are said to last up to 12 months, provided wearers exercise and eat healthily."





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Well a 1 in 6 hit rate would be around 16.7% rather than 3.125%


I can see the 1/2 life argument.


It would be as if, upon a 'no-show', the pants became half as lucky each time as they were the previous time.


In that case you'd only need to wear them five times to deliver a pair of pants that was 3.125% of their initial beaver-magnet quality.


If you assume that they only suffered the collapse in fanny-fetchability when they were discarded after a fruitless episode, then you could indeed have pulled on those pants six times and have them at 3.125% effectiveness.


Mathematically this could be written as 1/(2?(n-1)) where n is the number of times you've pulled them on.


This state of play would only exist until you took them off.


At that point, dependent on the context, they would either suffer another catastrophic fall in their pussy-pulling rating, or a dramatic climb.


Much like Schroedinger's cat, engaging with the pants causes them to collapse into one state or another. Until that moment, these are neither lucky or unlucky pants, they're merely cotton briefs.

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Apart from the vanity issue do these magic scrundies cater for 'accidents'?


Unfortunately I tend to mix spicy food with Lager in the evenings and this disastrous combination can play havoc with my morning routine. Like all red blooded males I thoroughly enjoy farting but after a night of wifebeater and Simosa'a I often find myself 'playing soldier' as in I'll be going about my business such as walking to the shops and upon letting out a boistrous trouser cough I'll freeze on the spot due to thinking I've soiled my self 'mid sneeze'.


Would these wonder garments hide all if any evidence of an 'accident'



P.s I'm mainly asking on behalf of Mike P as he 'plays soldiers' far more than I do. So much so that some days he's been known to spend all day on the landing between his bedroom and toilet in fear of dropping the kids off before he gets to the pool, if you know what I mean.

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