The Wifes Birthday

[LibraCarr]

Hi,

Today it was my wifes birthday, I went down to Lordship Lane and perused the shops to find that special present. In the end I bought her a nice belt and bag. It has made her very happy as she is now able to use the Hoover again.

Regards,

Libra Carr.

[reetpetite]

Oh you do make me laugh Libra Carr.

[LibraCarr]

Hi,

I first was attracted to her as she was a readhead, no hair just a readhead.

Oops got to go as the nurse is coming round!

Regards,

Libra Carr.

[HonaloochieB]

I know what you mean LibraCarr, I miss Les Dawson too, and that is worthy of him. Quality.

Did the mother-in-law pay a surprise visit to celebrate the wife's birthday?

Were you aware of her imminent arrival because the mice starting throwing themselves on the traps?

[red devil]

*taps microphone*

''If you think you've got problems, my mates missus has lovely long blonde hair all the way down her back, none on her 'ead, just down her back. Take my mother-in-law, no please take her...''

*exits stage left*

[HonaloochieB]

*takes over microphone*

"My mother-in law always 'ated me. I thought I'd make an effort to get round her next time she stayed.

Trouble was, me boss wouldn't give me a month off".

*realises that there are quite a number of birds in tonight*

*observes that many of the birds are of similar 'build' to self*

*makes cowardly reference to Ben Elton*

Is that SIR Ben Elton, now?

Seriously, is it?

*realises he's not going to distract birds of this size quite so easily*

*looks into mid distance and mutters 70% cocoa solids - FREE?*

*escapes in the ensuing melee/ruckus/ruck*

PHEW.

[KalamityKel]

The wife? THE wife? :-| nice respect there *rolls eyes and mutters sumfink about stupid men* ;-)

[SteveT]

Lots of women do all kinds of things including feigning pregnancy, to be called 'THE WIFE'.

*rolls eyes and mutters sumfink about artful women*

[KalamityKel]

those "women" are the extreme opposite to feminists but equally as annoying :))

[bigbadwolf]

There's nothing wrong with Essex girls Kel. It's just their family you've got to worry about.

[woofmarkthedog]

Blonde hair

Blue eyes

Black curly teeth

[flapjackdavey]

LibraCarr Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> Hi,

>

> Today it was my wifes birthday, I went down to

> Lordship Lane and perused the shops to find that

> special present. In the end I bought her a nice

> belt and bag. It has made her very happy as she

> is now able to use the Hoover again.

>

> Regards,

> Libra Carr.

ROFL . excellent :))

[Sue]

My ex-husband once actually bought me a very old upright Hoover for a Christmas present.

He paid a fiver for it at an auction in Dundee.

We were both students at the time.

Sadly, I seem to remember I was delighted with it :))