Portishead

[bigbadwolf]

Actually,

If I was to use a tagline or whatever they're called I'd probably use that.

I wont though because they're for twits.

[woofmarkthedog]

Ok

Logo 2. ( Takes a bit of getting used to....but It's free remember!)

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Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me

[bigbadwolf]

I can see it working Woof but I personally would never use it because I think that these silly tag/straplines are for silly billy's and I'm not silly billy.

I'm a bit of a dickhead at times but that's still no excuse for me to advertise my underlaying 'dark side' in such an arsehole-ish manner.

[woofmarkthedog]

Oh go on just for a day......

Then tar & feather me.

W**F

[bigbadwolf]

Nope...Sorry, I've already quite clearly stated that I think these additional portals into the poster's personality are quite unnecessary not to mention arsehole-ish. Sean saw the error of his ways and so should everyone else.

[woofmarkthedog]

Imagine if we found the most unusual thing in the most unusual place, so like if Helium came out of your girlfriends nipples one night . What a bizarre effect that would cause after nuzzling around there a while & just as the real action starts you say "Oh baby I'm so hot for you I'm gonna f....." in Vern from big brothers voice.

Would that be a turn on or what?

Off topic yes!

But there is a place in your head , No?

OKAY

W**F

[bigbadwolf]

Woof that is an obvious reminder that you're blatantly using drugs whilst on the forum.

Although I suppose some one's gotta do it.

[daizie]

was that fcuk or fart ?

[bigbadwolf]

Another obvious example of glue sniffing in east dulwich from Daizie.

[woofmarkthedog]

What ?

Some people need to expand their minds .....you know...!

W**F

[daizie]

That's reminded me of an incident that should have really gone in the 'rott off' thread, any way, ex b/f and i were 'in the act' and he said ' im really sorry but ive got to pass wind' so he slowed down and he passed wind, my reaction was to laugh which made me then pass wind . Serves him right. He was freaked out by the experience and i thought it was the funniest thing ever

[woofmarkthedog]

God dazzers you do meet em. Did you light both them ( the windy pops) was he in the front bottom at the time?

[daizie]

yes, no , yes !

[woofmarkthedog]

Im so rude sorry dazzers.

W**F

*And?*

[bigbadwolf]

Jesus wept!

[woofmarkthedog]

I had to ask, being polite and the likes.

Where were we ?

W**F

[SeanMacGabhann]

If nothing else, at least I now know who flapjackdavey really is

But Portishead are ace and the last album was even acer. And anyone thinks they have 2 songs - I defy anyone who listened to the first album at dinner parties a la This Life to do the same with the last album...

[flapjackdavey]

Seans' quite right ... couldnt imagine making polite conversation over the tuna vol eu vonts with a song like " Machine Gun " pounding your ear drums .