Attention!!! Local brothel timewasters please take note.

[bigbadwolf]

A lot of users on this forum are going to want to know why some sad case came along and posted a thread about a non existent knocking shop. Well the answer is very simple,..people who've been banished and their 'friends'.

local brothel timewasters, this is what you should take note of.

In the not too distant past we had a bit of a nasty ripple of discontent on the edf between an affluent lady that lunches and the village idiot. This discontent was born out of curiousity, that eventually crushed the cat. The village idiot became entranced in the 'online persona' of the lady that lunches. He sent many letters enquiring about this mysterious, veiled woman. She, being a devious creature of mischief toyed with the oaf's mind to such an extent that he became insane at the though that he may have fallen for a man.

It all died down for a bit but then the subject raised it's ugly head again and the village idiot started behaving in a most confrontational manner. He started sending very nasty threats to the lady that lunches and even started attacking her blog. However, the lady that lunches wasn't having any of it and dealt the village idiot a fatal blow. This was an excellent example of literal dexterity and wit overcomeing a larger, physically stronger brute.

Now for those of you that didn't witness the ugly affair of D.Mgate then I hope that this clip paints an accurate if abstract account/picture of what happens when more nimble minded people use their to mind to run rings around to bring a slow and lumbering hulk to it's knees. The end of the clip has a real 'finish him' effect and the sound track is what I imagine was going through the head of the lady that lunches whilst she led the village idiot up the garden path.

Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-q1JGxwJ6U&feature=related

[Jah Lush]

I take it that's autobiographical BBW? I'm afraid I couldn't bring myself to watch the clip as the combination of Queen and fecking Star Wars has a very adverse effect on stomach, so I switched it off before I was violently ill. Good job I missed those other threads as well.