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bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> That's simple Paragon you pinhead.

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> It specifically relates to some one like...let's

> say Sarah Jessica Parker.

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> Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch.

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> I'm disappointed in you HonaloochieB, and you

> Quids.



No way would I use BOBFOC to describe SJP. Agreed a roman nose and haggard face would suit Crimewatch but her body wouldn't grace the famous red suit unless it was a one-off special featuring a lifeguard with eating disorders.

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