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Hmmm Foxie,


Jah is a firebrand alright, he wanted to biff my muzzle in the other day because I suggested he had the Who's Tattoo song Tattooed on his bottom ( which he DOESN'T BTW) that jiggled when he coughed ( It DOESN'T ) thankfully Dazie "The voice of reason" (never thought I'd ever write that) stepped in the fray and prized it all apart, I think maybe because she offered to go naked, it well......turned things.


Does he like Pot Rot Noodles then.




W**F

No Jah, it isn't.


Deep vein thrombosis is a blood clot that commonly forms in the left leg where as a Cyst is a membrane that contains either air, fluids or semi-solid material.


Yes I looked that up and you're by all means welcome to ridicule me for it but in future I suggest that you do the same because not only does it make your reply less confusing but it also enhances the effect of the comedic content you wish to convey in order to get one up on me.


I advise that you take my advice because your reply was yet another awful example of a joke falling on it's arse making you look like a bit of a wally.

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