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Walked into a newsagent in East Dulwich today and a guy followed me in and asked if I wanted any ganja.... I ignored him and he asked me another 2 times before telling him I didn't smoke. Then he decided that I might want some coke and thrust 2 telephone numbers into my hand.


Is this standard operating procedure for dealers midday on a wednesday?

flapjackdavey Wrote:

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> I once had one of those street chuggers offering

> to show me her breasts if i'd donate , ?8 a month

> to help the aged . I declined .



Did the old dear have to get em out from her knickers??

At least the guy was showing some initiative!


In the current downturn, it's not enough just to stand on street corners, offering your wares. I commend this chap on showing entrepreneurial spirit and a more proactive approach to drug dealing.


Perhaps he might also like to think about offering a midweek discount when business is slow, or even a BOGOF deal (buy some ganja, get some ketamine free)!?

SteveT Wrote:

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> benjaminty wrote:- Is this standard operating

> procedure for dealers midday on a wednesday?

>

>

>

> Only to hippies usually benjaminty perhaps you

> should cut the old barnet and stop wearing

> psychedelic clobber:)



I did think long and hard about my appearance.... not sure black cap, nike and some stiff denim numbers make me a gearhead.... but what does one look like nowadays?


Rather than a business card he had written out his name and numbers on some lined paper a ripped up ready to hand out. Good use of playground time and homework books for sure!


Couldn't tell if we was prang at the time.... but you don't ask you don't get I suppose.

SteveT Wrote:

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> benjaminty wrote:- Is this standard operating

> procedure for dealers midday on a wednesday?

>

>

>

> Only to hippies usually benjaminty perhaps you

> should cut the old barnet?




There may be something in that you know.


One of the funniest things to happen to me recently was at a Festival. I was standing between the organic lentil curry stall and the juggling hippie, waiting for my wife and minding my own business. There was a group of straight-laced rugby player sorts near by. One of them broke rank, approached me and in a thick Welsh accent said, ?Hello mate. You look a bit? er? you know? So do you have any drugs??

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