benjaminty Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Walked into a newsagent in East Dulwich today and a guy followed me in and asked if I wanted any ganja.... I ignored him and he asked me another 2 times before telling him I didn't smoke. Then he decided that I might want some coke and thrust 2 telephone numbers into my hand.Is this standard operating procedure for dealers midday on a wednesday? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Were you buying the Mirror? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243460 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 I don't know. Have you called them? Is it any good? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjaminty Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 Now that would make sense now wouldn't it but no.... I was using the photocopier.Gave the numbers back... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243484 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 That's a very poor and shoddy way to go about business. What if you were a policeman. The guy was obviously one gram short of an eight ball. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243485 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 HonaloochieB Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Were you buying the Mirror?xxxxxxxxxxx:)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243500 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazza7103 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 i'm sure his description and where you were approached would be very useful to the police if you were so inclined. i here you can give that sort of info to them on the internet now. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243518 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Damn. This NEVER happens to me. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243521 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPhil Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Cops dont give a toss about small time dealers these days. waste of time even reporting it. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243530 Share on other sites More sharing options...
man_or_mouse Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Nor me - I was gonna ask him to post the numbers....! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243532 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 benjaminty wrote:- Is this standard operating procedure for dealers midday on a wednesday?Only to hippies usually benjaminty perhaps you should cut the old barnet and stop wearing psychedelic clobber:) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243552 Share on other sites More sharing options...
flapjackdavey Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 I once had one of those street chuggers offering to show me her breasts if i'd donate , ?8 a month to help the aged . I declined . Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243555 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andystar Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 flapjackdavey Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I once had one of those street chuggers offering> to show me her breasts if i'd donate , ?8 a month> to help the aged . I declined .Did the old dear have to get em out from her knickers?? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243572 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 flapjackdavey Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I once had one of those street chuggers offering> to show me her breasts if i'd donate , ?8 a month> to help the aged . I declined .xxxxxxxxYou liar :)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243577 Share on other sites More sharing options...
max wellhouse Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 At least the guy was showing some initiative!In the current downturn, it's not enough just to stand on street corners, offering your wares. I commend this chap on showing entrepreneurial spirit and a more proactive approach to drug dealing.Perhaps he might also like to think about offering a midweek discount when business is slow, or even a BOGOF deal (buy some ganja, get some ketamine free)!? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243591 Share on other sites More sharing options...
angetastic Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 . Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243610 Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjaminty Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 SteveT Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> benjaminty wrote:- Is this standard operating> procedure for dealers midday on a wednesday?> > > > Only to hippies usually benjaminty perhaps you> should cut the old barnet and stop wearing> psychedelic clobber:)I did think long and hard about my appearance.... not sure black cap, nike and some stiff denim numbers make me a gearhead.... but what does one look like nowadays? Rather than a business card he had written out his name and numbers on some lined paper a ripped up ready to hand out. Good use of playground time and homework books for sure!Couldn't tell if we was prang at the time.... but you don't ask you don't get I suppose. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243615 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 So which did you go for? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243619 Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjaminty Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 no I was driving..... didn't want those big eyes... and what would happen if the wind changed? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243620 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > benjaminty wrote:- Is this standard operating > procedure for dealers midday on a wednesday? > > > > Only to hippies usually benjaminty perhaps you > should cut the old barnet?There may be something in that you know. One of the funniest things to happen to me recently was at a Festival. I was standing between the organic lentil curry stall and the juggling hippie, waiting for my wife and minding my own business. There was a group of straight-laced rugby player sorts near by. One of them broke rank, approached me and in a thick Welsh accent said, ?Hello mate. You look a bit? er? you know? So do you have any drugs?? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243705 Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjaminty Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 So was it where you were standing? How you were dressed? White reeboks per chance?Or do you have the shifty look? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243712 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnL Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Maybe the guys a fan of The Wire Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243714 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 No I was wearing an old skate t-shirt and wellies. I think it was the long unruly hair and 2 weeks worth of beard. Or maybe I just have a shifty look. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243716 Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjaminty Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 hmmmm yes I'm a bearded fellow... so this is it. Beardy weirdies are just seen as junkies... should have known! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243723 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Yeah but chicks dig ?em. Beards that is, not junkies. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/7788-puff-or-coke-anyone-offered-in-ed-lounged/#findComment-243727 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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