best places to live in East Dulwich

[Jeremy]

www.findaproperty.com

[Nero]

* is not on drugs. He is high on life.

To keep it on topic - something along Court Lane or off Eynella Road would be nice.

[sophiesofa]

a million isn't that much these day's anyway

is that a joke?

[sophiesofa]

i've decided the answer is yes

[bigbadwolf]

Nigee.

Don't listen to these fools. If you want a des res show home then look no further than Forest Hill. The local's are from a far superior stock than east Dulwich and you wont have to put up with the smell either.

The views are to die for as well.

[????]

He wants a house not all of Forest Hill

[bigbadwolf]

When you buy a property in Forest Hill Quid's, you get the whole area into the bargain.

[*Bob*]

???? Wrote:

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> Detached house? East Dulwich? Place opposite the

> Herne...that's your lot Snorky

I reckon the gruesome black tarmac drive they've chucked-down without a thought must knock at least another ?50k off the asking.

Bargain. Handy for the launderette too.

[EDKiwi]

???? Wrote:

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> He wants a house not all of Forest Hill

lmao

[bigbadwolf]

"I reckon the gruesome black tarmac drive they've chucked-down without a thought must knock at least another ?50k off the asking."

You wouldn't encounter that sort of carry-on in se23 *Bob*. If you did then the perpetrators would be asked tp leave, or flogged.

[????]

What? Declan and MickMack?

[*Bob*]

racist

[????]

Ethnicist surely?

[bigbadwolf]

Although Declan and Mick Mac would immediately fall under suspicion for laying tarmac that turns out to have the consistency of cookie dough just because they're bog Irish reprobates who'd most probably fleece an old lady of 5k for a cowboy effort.

I'd rather insist that they spent a stint in the stocks. Not have the flesh flayed from their backs like what used to happen to micks in the good old days.

[*Bob*]

Whenever any property maintenance was required, my elderly neighbour (at a previous address) would often talk of 'getting an Irishman in'.

I shouldn't laugh, but it cracked me up every time.

[bigbadwolf]

"Whenever any property maintenance was required, my elderly neighbour (at a previous address) would often talk of 'getting an Irishman in'."

How times have and will change eh *Bob*. When we're eating pea soup through a straw and we need a ramp fitted we'll more than likely summon the services of a Pole or other 'east european type'.

[woofmarkthedog]

Million quid, ask ???????? & Mic Mac how to turn your sizable pot into a "Garunteeeeeed " fortune, then you can retire as well.

[Mick Mac]

???? Wrote:

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> What? Declan and MickMack?

Most people know the gypsy tarmac boys come from the South, so you can restrict edit that comment to just Declan, oh or anyone from Dublin or Cork too.

[Mick Mac]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> Million quid, ask ???????? & Mic Mac how to turn

> your sizable pot into a "Garunteeeeeed " fortune,

> then you can retire as well.

Barclays shares or Rip van Winkle - both guaranteed to double your money pdq. With Rip you could have your money by Saturday tea time, so that's the favoured option.

[woofmarkthedog]

Nigee

Million quid cash, that's one fat mattress.

Oh and watch Daizie she has very high & published hygiene standards ( lay cable in her loo & you're out)

Do you pick your nose ?

Turney Road area has some gaffs in that price range go see the agent in the village next to the bank " Harvey Wheeler"

Do you ride a bike ?

What colour cords do you wear on Sunday ?

Do you shop at Cordings ?

All these are important questions you know, afterall I know a few people with a million quid cash that I wouldn't want living anywhere near me.

W**F

[Strawbs]

???? Wrote:

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> He wants a house not all of Forest Hill

^

Pure Gold!!!!!!!!!!!! *cracking up laughing*

[Nigee]

Well thanks you all for your posts, the good, the bad and the down right hillarious.

It was worth the post. I will take in all your advice. Not sure who this Snorky is, but i guess

he was someone who used to post on the forum.

Anyway thanks again, will be having a good look,as soon as i have some free time.

[bigbadwolf]

Not at all Nigee. I hope you see sense and choose Forest Hill.

Snorky was someone that Quid's now emulates.

[Nigee]

Hi Sophiesofa,

I wasn't joking, as you know the cost of living in London is so high, i don't belive a million is that much anymore.

It was in the 70's and maybe the early 80's. But now to live like a millionaire you probably need ?5 Million. Scary thought really, but as i'm sure you are aware a decent night out in London, is going to cost you probably a couple of hundred pound.

[sophiesofa]

but as i'm sure you are aware a decent night out in London, is going to cost you probably a couple of hundred pound.

Now i'm sure you're joking!