Never...

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

"..Brendan, he's just felling a bit"

If you are a lumberjack, Brendan, you should be okay.

[woofmarkthedog]

Sorry, but I never appologise

Tisk

W**F

[SteveT]

Some character stood in front of Oscar Wild barring his path and said "I never stand aside for poofs"

Wild replied,"Well I always do" and walked around him"

Why don't we have answers like that when we need them?

[Moos]

He also announced at Customs that he had "Nothing to declare but my genius".

One suspects that he had spend the entire journey thinking that one up.

[SteveT]

"Nothing to declare but my humility" as you know Mr Copperfield I am so 'umble"

[HonaloochieB]

Mind you he had to think quickly that "your majesty is a like a stream of bat's piss" gag.

That could have been sticky.