BIG WHITE TEETH ("BWT")

[Mick Mac]

Are BWT compulsory in modern society. It seems almost everyone has them, on TV anyway.

With ordinary teeth, I'm beginning to think I'm in a declining minority.

Should we all get them?

[Mick Mac]

Are BWT compulsory in modern society. It seems almost everyone has them, on TV anyway.

With ordinary teeth, I'm beginning to think I'm in a declining minority.

Should we all get them?

[????]

....I thought this was gonna be a coded message from the demolition man up on the hill, so for that reason I'm out...

...and my teeth are sh1t

[????]

....I thought this was gonna be a coded message from the demolition man up on the hill, so for that reason I'm out...

...and my teeth are sh1t

[woofmarkthedog]

I have big white teeth, not on TV though. No, but in a glass by the bed

I miss Nana

W**F

[woofmarkthedog]

I have big white teeth, not on TV though. No, but in a glass by the bed

I miss Nana

W**F

[Mick Mac]

Too many glossy people around Quids. They are all cosmetic. Not real at all.

Very few people are "home made" these days. Most have plastic added. They do look nice though.

On Children in Need tonight:

Terry Wogan (home made) Vs The Blonde Girl (cosmetic, I suspect). I know who I'd rather spend time with....

[Mick Mac]

Too many glossy people around Quids. They are all cosmetic. Not real at all.

Very few people are "home made" these days. Most have plastic added. They do look nice though.

On Children in Need tonight:

Terry Wogan (home made) Vs The Blonde Girl (cosmetic, I suspect). I know who I'd rather spend time with....

[daizie]

Aw, my friend sometimes goes up to her attic opens a suitcase and gets out her dads false teeth, (he is dead). I suspect its because she's tight .

[daizie]

Aw, my friend sometimes goes up to her attic opens a suitcase and gets out her dads false teeth, (he is dead). I suspect its because she's tight .

[HonaloochieB]

Me. Nicole Kidman.

Me, certain in the knowledge that if Nic ever propositioned me along the lines of a night of no-strings sex then I'd acquiesce.

Danny Baker. One afternoon on his radio show mentions that Nic's teeth resemble baked beans. I'm sure he was backed up by Baylen Leonard as well.

There and then, for me, love dies.

Sorry Nic.

Don't blame the Candyman though, he knew not.

[HonaloochieB]

Me. Nicole Kidman.

Me, certain in the knowledge that if Nic ever propositioned me along the lines of a night of no-strings sex then I'd acquiesce.

Danny Baker. One afternoon on his radio show mentions that Nic's teeth resemble baked beans. I'm sure he was backed up by Baylen Leonard as well.

There and then, for me, love dies.

Sorry Nic.

Don't blame the Candyman though, he knew not.

[brum]

It is probably me, being tired and sleepy, but this thread reads like a David Lynch script. Surreal, abstract. Over my sleepy head.

[brum]

It is probably me, being tired and sleepy, but this thread reads like a David Lynch script. Surreal, abstract. Over my sleepy head.

[woofmarkthedog]

daizie Wrote:

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> Aw, my friend sometimes goes up to her attic opens

> a suitcase and gets out her dads false teeth, (he

> is dead). I suspect its because she's tight .

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She keeps her dead Dad in the suitcase in the attic, that's not tight, it's just plain wrong

And her Mother, she's up there too no doubt . They have little tea parties, the conversation is a little one sided, stiffled even, but it soon warms up, isn't that right Dazie? Now where exactly does the "friend" live.

W**F

*calls Maudsley for back up*

[woofmarkthedog]

daizie Wrote:

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> Aw, my friend sometimes goes up to her attic opens

> a suitcase and gets out her dads false teeth, (he

> is dead). I suspect its because she's tight .

___________________________________________________

She keeps her dead Dad in the suitcase in the attic, that's not tight, it's just plain wrong

And her Mother, she's up there too no doubt . They have little tea parties, the conversation is a little one sided, stiffled even, but it soon warms up, isn't that right Dazie? Now where exactly does the "friend" live.

W**F

*calls Maudsley for back up*

[HonaloochieB]

MURB. MURB.

deah ypeels ym revo tcartsba laerrus tpircs hcnyl divad a ekil sdaer daerht siht tub ypeels dna derit gnieb em ylbaborp si ti

[HonaloochieB]

MURB. MURB.

deah ypeels ym revo tcartsba laerrus tpircs hcnyl divad a ekil sdaer daerht siht tub ypeels dna derit gnieb em ylbaborp si ti

[daizie]

lol, no, she kept them after he had died , i remember her saying to me at the time 'why spend when you dont have to' so i think she gets them out every now and then to 'try on', for the future, may be im cynical then

[daizie]

lol, no, she kept them after he had died , i remember her saying to me at the time 'why spend when you dont have to' so i think she gets them out every now and then to 'try on', for the future, may be im cynical then

[brum]

This all seems so wrong. I'm even reading posts backwards, like they're coded or something. Dead people in attics? Definitely David Lynch. Wearing dead people's false teeth? Downright Dickensian.

[brum]

This all seems so wrong. I'm even reading posts backwards, like they're coded or something. Dead people in attics? Definitely David Lynch. Wearing dead people's false teeth? Downright Dickensian.

[woofmarkthedog]

wow hteet daed gniraeW

F**W

[woofmarkthedog]

wow hteet daed gniraeW

F**W

[brum]

LOL

(now spell that backwards, clever clogs)

taht