they are still doing it (parents leave child in car)

[citizenED]

Chav wrote "I'm going to start selling some tasteful white T-shirts with Burberry print writing on declaring 'Proud to Be Chav' and 'Chav Power' for a tenner a pop. Any takers?"

Do it at the next twee little fair on Goose Green. Set up between the WI cakes stall and the Gumboots nursery craft stall. Make sure you are opposite the "I love SE22 " cloth bag stall.

Top kudos!

citizen

[TillieTrotter]

32% Chav for me!

[Alan Dale]

If you have been to pizza hut with a member of the opposite sex- just the two of you- you have to count it as a date.

[TillieTrotter]

No way, Mr Dale, Ive been in with the other half, but I wouldnt go on a date with him if you paid me!!:-S

[Alan Dale]

Trouble in paradise?

[Jah Lush]

Asset Wrote:

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> whew, let's me off the hook. I think it's only

> Jah at 13%.

I seem to have got the lowest score, and I swear it's all true, makes me feel terribly proud. Ooooh! I'm so posh.

[Asset]

yeah - we're all gonna duff you up later

[Jah Lush]

Ooh! Asset, you can duff me up any day darling.

[Alan Dale]

A number of my colleagues completed the test. Those who got the lowest scores all turned out to be deliberately interpreting the questions in such a way as to get a low score. Usually they did this because they had normal chavvy backgrounds that they were ashamed of.

I'd like to see your answers Jah Lush. Any chance?

[Jah Lush]

Afraid not Alan. I'd have no idea how to dredge them up from yesterday. You'll just have to trust me on this one. Also, the inference that I may have been cheating like your colleagues obviously were makes me feel rather sad for them. Poor deluded souls.

[Alan Dale]

They are losers. One guy has a Luis Vitton wallet with trademark pattern and reckons that he's not a chav just because it's real. Another girl reckons she doesn't dream of souping up her car but drives around in an Impreza turbo.

Total pair of chavs. Like me.

[Jah Lush]

Well, there you are Alan, I don't drive a car either, never bothered to pass my test, too many cars on the road, and I never carry a wallet. Do I get bonus points for that too? Or should that be even less points? Hmmm....