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Chav wrote "I'm going to start selling some tasteful white T-shirts with Burberry print writing on declaring 'Proud to Be Chav' and 'Chav Power' for a tenner a pop. Any takers?"


Do it at the next twee little fair on Goose Green. Set up between the WI cakes stall and the Gumboots nursery craft stall. Make sure you are opposite the "I love SE22 " cloth bag stall.


Top kudos!


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> whew, let's me off the hook. I think it's only

> Jah at 13%.


I seem to have got the lowest score, and I swear it's all true, makes me feel terribly proud. Ooooh! I'm so posh.

A number of my colleagues completed the test. Those who got the lowest scores all turned out to be deliberately interpreting the questions in such a way as to get a low score. Usually they did this because they had normal chavvy backgrounds that they were ashamed of.


I'd like to see your answers Jah Lush. Any chance?

Afraid not Alan. I'd have no idea how to dredge them up from yesterday. You'll just have to trust me on this one. Also, the inference that I may have been cheating like your colleagues obviously were makes me feel rather sad for them. Poor deluded souls.

They are losers. One guy has a Luis Vitton wallet with trademark pattern and reckons that he's not a chav just because it's real. Another girl reckons she doesn't dream of souping up her car but drives around in an Impreza turbo.


Total pair of chavs. Like me.

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