Stool Softener

[Mick Mac]

They are now advertising a "stool softener" on TV. Advertised by a group of women, obviously men do not suffer from this.

Or if they do, a few swift pints of Guinness usually does the trick.

http://www.dulcoease.co.uk/images/dulcoease-teaser_about.jpg

[The Eye]

"A few swift pints of Guinness usually does the trick."

Chased by a few Senokot's.

[Mick Mac]

You don't need help after 10 guinness.....

[The Eye]

You'd need help after 10 Senokot's.

[Mick Mac]

After 10 G's you just need your own private bathrooom.

[The Eye]

After 10 G's you'd need a proper drink.

[northlondoner]

Re stool softners, the Reggae Reggae post is also relevant

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I find a feather cushion in the milking parlour does the trick.

[daizie]

Prunes?

[dulwichmum]

Shame on you Mick Mack! Is this what you are reduced to discussing? You will be exploring the effectiveness of your little blue tablets next. How very middle aged....

[Michael Palaeologus]

Why do women object to spending more time on the Crapper? It is a time for reading, meditation, possibly nibbling on a peanut butter sandwich, as any chap will tell you.

Ladies, if you are having trouble with your big logs, sit back and enjoy the extra time made availabe to you, read the paper, do a bit of knitting, read the instructions from your Husbands blue pills.

[daizie]

I dont have a husband... are these heart pills ?

[The Eye]

No they're locally known as 'shunting buscuits'.

[The Eye]

Or in the village, 'coitus creams'.

[Michael Palaeologus]

I believe that Dulwichmum is knocking them out, makes them in the bath, uses her kids to distribute them.

[The Eye]

"I believe that Dulwichmum is knocking them out, makes them in the bath, uses her kids to distribute them."

To quote the manufacturers of said product: "wonders never cease."

[Mick Mac]

I knew this thread would take a bit of time to shift.

[Michael Palaeologus]

It has got a little turdgid.

[woofmarkthedog]

Even constipated ?