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Bluerevolution Wrote:

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> This the same Tesco (company not store) that has

> had organised "Naturist" shopping nights and

> dating shopping nights?

> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/252396.stm (Old I

> know but they did happen)



Well! How bizarre...wasn't even that long ago either...

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> Bluerevolution Wrote:

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> -----

> > This the same Tesco (company not store) that

> has

> > had organised "Naturist" shopping nights and

> > dating shopping nights?

> > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/252396.stm (Old I

> > know but they did happen)

>

>

> Well! How bizarre...wasn't even that long ago

> either...



I loved my night job at a 24 hr Tesco store as a security officer ! ;-))))))

Bluerevolution Wrote:


>

> I loved my night job at a 24 hr Tesco store as a

> security officer ! ;-))))))



Oh how funny...I used to stack the shelves in Tescos at Croydon at night! You weren't in Croydon were you?

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> Bluerevolution Wrote:

>

> >

> > I loved my night job at a 24 hr Tesco store as

> a

> > security officer ! ;-))))))

>

>

> Oh how funny...I used to stack the shelves in

> Tescos at Croydon at night! You weren't in

> Croydon were you?



No. Baguley and Walkden stores, Manchester

Now I used to fill the freezers after school a couple of nights a week in Tesco - I once got locked in the minus 18 back up freezer for half an hour without the duvet outfit.


You wouldn't want do that in your pyjamas or barefoot!

ruffers Wrote:

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> Now I used to fill the freezers after school a

> couple of nights a week in Tesco - I once got

> locked in the minus 18 back up freezer for half an

> hour without the duvet outfit.

>

> You wouldn't want do that in your pyjamas or

> barefoot!

Dunno, you're guaranteed to be a bit stiff ! and if its a female locked in the freezer she's something cool to sli................................... !!!!!!!!!



*Gets smack from wife*

Really



It's to keep Kerry Katona & her camel toed mother out


They used to be there to buy own brand " Vodie " every Monday at minute past mid-night.


Just as the child tax credits hit her account



"Come on Mam lets get a litre each "


"Then it's back to mine for a cheeky line"




W**F

ruffers Wrote:

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> Now I used to fill the freezers after school a

> couple of nights a week in Tesco - I once got

> locked in the minus 18 back up freezer for half an

> hour without the duvet outfit.

>

> You wouldn't want do that in your pyjamas or

> barefoot!


How did you get found? And half an hour is a heck of a long time...didn't you get some sort of frost-bite or something?

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> ruffers Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Now I used to fill the freezers after school a

> > couple of nights a week in Tesco - I once got

> > locked in the minus 18 back up freezer for half

> an

> > hour without the duvet outfit.

> >

> > You wouldn't want do that in your pyjamas or

> > barefoot!

>

> How did you get found? And half an hour is a heck

> of a long time...didn't you get some sort of

> frost-bite or something?



There is a failsafe push handle in all freezers- only way get locked is if someone does it deliberately. I do know of some idiot who put his tongue on metal shelving and had to get the fire brigade out to release him !!!!

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> ruffers Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Now I used to fill the freezers after school a

> > couple of nights a week in Tesco - I once got

> > locked in the minus 18 back up freezer for half

> an

> > hour without the duvet outfit.

> >

> > You wouldn't want do that in your pyjamas or

> > barefoot!

>

> How did you get found? And half an hour is a heck

> of a long time...didn't you get some sort of

> frost-bite or something?



Night shift turned up at 8.


The mechanics of it involved a big pile of boxes of peas falling over and blocking the door.

ruffers Wrote:

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> Night shift turned up at 8.

>

> The mechanics of it involved a big pile of boxes

> of peas falling over and blocking the door.




But no frost bite or other injury...

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> brum Wrote:

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> > They're for his chutney.

>

>

> (?)

>

> Clarification sought.

>

> Where is he anyway?


Just got back from Cardiff, went in wearing flip flops and carrying a yoga matt and managed to walk out carrying my mangoes. Don't know what that article is about really. Some journalists are just krap. :)

karter Wrote:

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> Ladymuck Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > brum Wrote:

> >

> --------------------------------------------------

>

> > -----

> > > They're for his chutney.

> >

> >

> > (?)

> >

> > Clarification sought.

> >

> > Where is he anyway?

>

> Just got back from Cardiff, went in wearing flip

> flops and carrying a yoga matt and managed to walk

> out carrying my mangoes. Don't know what that

> article is about really. Some journalists are just

> krap. :)



Did you pay for the mangoes?

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> Really

>

>

> It's to keep Kerry Katona & her camel toed mother

> out

>

> They used to be there to buy own brand " Vodie "

> every Monday at minute past mid-night.

>

> Just as the child tax credits hit her account

>

>

> "Come on Mam lets get a litre each "

>

> "Then it's back to mine for a cheeky line"

>

>

>

> W**F


LOL! cringe

daizie Wrote:

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> woofmarkthedog Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Really

> >

> >

> > It's to keep Kerry Katona & her camel toed

> mother

> > out

> >

> > They used to be there to buy own brand " Vodie

> "

> > every Monday at minute past mid-night.

> >

> > Just as the child tax credits hit her account

> >

> >

> > "Come on Mam lets get a litre each "

> >

> > "Then it's back to mine for a cheeky line"

> >

> >

> >

> > W**F

>

> LOL! cringe



Actually, I don't get it...am I being super thick here? :-S

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