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HonaloochieB

HonaloochieB

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So MP and Ruffers, those are what made you laugh? They caused an involuntary spasm of mirth, did they?

No they didn't. You know they didn't. They couldn't possibly have.

Neither of the above is capable of triggering laughter, because they were never intended to.

MP, that thing with the circle and Gideon Bible? To LAUGH? What? The same sort of thing presented to me in a pub, I'd be lookng over the shoulder of the so-called LAUGHTER merchant, wondering where the funniness might be.

To present the dry scraps above as capable of inspiring laughter, is to attempt to wring more out of them than they ever possessed.


So, what makes me laugh? Wouldn't you like to know.

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Sue

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SteveT Wrote:

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> Being called a 'total tool' by Keef for bad

> mouthing the whistler.

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> Made me laugh anyway.


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You didn't "bad mouth" the whistler.


You said you wished he would go under a bus.


That's why Keef called you a total tool.


Don't know why you thought it was funny.

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SteveT

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Keef calling me total tool was as if he had completely washed his hands of me, and thought I was not worth any further effort on his part.


It made me laugh that I had totally and completely disgusted him.

He could not begin to explain, the chasm between us just too great, I was just sooooo out of order.

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