Mick Mac Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 I have had enough. Its got to stop, I'm completley bored with them all. I got a masterchef cookery book for a Christmas present, I feigned surprise and looked pleased. I hoped for a sports autobiography at least. Please no more, I have more than enough information to cook with in the 15 books we already have. Michel Roux's service - I mean who gives a toss about that. Masterchef every night of the week. come on. Fashions have to end somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonners Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Change the channel. America's Next Top Model is on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Mick, three motherf***ing football threads on here. I'm sure at least as many people enjoy foodstuffs.Stupid football. Marvellous foodstuffs. Except that grumpy old food programme last night that kept showing champagne in a martini glass and is therefore retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Good swearing there Rosie. I've not heard a "motherf***ing" for at least a fortnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Thanks Brendan. I had to asterisk myself, as the forum allows it. Look: motherfucking.Admin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Motherfucker, so it does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Well it doesn't allow motherfucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 What a cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJKillaQueen Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Well I like both motherfucking football AND motherfucking cookery....and just for good measure I'll throw in one of these >:D< (cos I haven't ever since the trauma of realising it ain't a thumbs up).... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Curtain Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 RosieH Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Mick, three motherf***ing football threads on> here. I'm sure at least as many people enjoy> foodstuffs.> > Stupid football. Marvellous foodstuffs. Except> that grumpy old food programme last night that> kept showing champagne in a martini glass and is> therefore retarded.Also Rosie H , someone said S?millon instead of Sommelier ( freakin' pleb, you know HER ol' lemon face )Which to some doesn't matter, though if one asked about "the-iff side rule" they'd rightly be met with snorts of derission.( I too snorted, topped off with a lightly verbalised "huh" )Anyway mic mac, re-gift that book, its shyte.(6)Nette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJKillaQueen Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 See that's where Mac goes wrong. Because he has 15 cookbooks, peeps think he is an aspiring masterchef. I think anything above 5 is just asking for trouble :). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Just counted. I have 32 (and I'm namechecked in one of them, hurrah). But if anyone bought me the Masterchef cookbook, I'd be cross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Curtain Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Ooooo actually mic mac, please list all of your cookbooks.We'll give you a "room 101" style, binner or winner vote.I personally hate the Heston Bumenthal "Family Food" book which I have. ( gift ) It takes 6 whole pages to make baked beans, I love beans but jesus.h.christ SIX pages.Oh & lastly, he's got hair on in the jolly o' family cooking together pictures, again plain wrong, wrong, wrong.Harrump...(6)Nette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJKillaQueen Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Wow...32. I think I have nine and one is signed by Rustie Lee......no masterchef book is worthy amongst such classics as the 1970's woman's own cookbook :)) (it has everything in it!). I do bregrudgingly have the first Jamie Oliver. My favourite atm is Rachel Allen's home cooking though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnia Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Now if you had this Mick you'd be allright! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 DJKillaQueen Wrote:------------------------------------------------------- My> favourite atm is Rachel Allen's home cooking> though.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DJKQ, no. Rachel Allen doesn't touch her meat. I've seen it on the telly. She prods it with 3 foot long tongs. If you don't like food woman, don't fucking tell me how to cook it (that's Rachel Allen incidentally, not you DJKQ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 If posters were TV chefs.....I've definitely got Rosie down as Fanny Craddock with Mick Mac as her husband.Jah = Floyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Narnia's link is funny because Irish people eat potatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnia Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Well spotted Brendan. Bit obvious really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerson Crane Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Brendan Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Good swearing there Rosie. I've not heard a> "motherf***ing" for at least a fortnight.You've obviously not pounded the mean streets of Peckham recently, innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hibbs Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 ???? Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> If posters were TV chefs.....I've definitely got> Rosie down as Fanny Craddock with Mick Mac as her> husband.> Jah = FloydYay Quids is back!x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Narnia Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Well spotted Brendan. Bit obvious really.I'm sharp me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 I'm happy with Fanny.Quids = Valentine WarnerSean = Rick Steinacumenman = Nathan Outlaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 ???? Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> If posters were TV chefs.....I've definitely got> Rosie down as Fanny Craddock with Mick Mac as her> husband.> Jah = Floyd.Arf! Yes, you're probably not far from the truth there.As for Mac. There is an off button, or does the wife commandeer that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJKillaQueen Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Hmmm.....why is prodding meat with tongs a bad thing? Surely just checking to make sure it really is dead?Her fish pie recipe is to die for though. Does she prod the fish in the same way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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