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Devil woman -Cliff richard

A man sees a brunette at a bar,and says how about us getting together,yeah she replies,it,ll cost ya. How much he replies;twenty quid she says. Thats cheap he thinks,he nods and back they go to her place. She sits him on the bed, and begins to take her coat off, then she takes her long brunette wig off,hangs up her padded bra,then takes out her glass eye and puts it in a glass,by now his feeling a bit cringy,then she starts to unscrew her wooden leg, with that he runs out the flat and into the street/ She opens the window and shouts;Dont you want a bit of pxxxy, Yeah he shouts back, Just throw it down.

Snipe

renal

Buy a fold up bike, and pack it in a small cupboard type shed.

The Castle undisputed winner.

devil in disguise-Elvis

Jerry by day and Cherry by night. Chat her up and your in for a fright.

subservient

She,s not you-Elvis

you were always on my mind-Elvis

Climb out of swimming pool, wasnt expecting that,ruined my moccasins. I shouldnt have drugged the coffee,moos is a bit fiery better avoid her. Leaves out a cream doughnut for Citizen Ed, and a Glinfiddich whiskey,walks over to a fast asleep Hughnot and brushes his fez, while putting it back takes a quick shufty at his stocks and shares paper and notice what he has ringed with his pen,chuckles quietly and nips over to see what horse Cit Ed has underlined,leaves quietly slipping past moos and hope she didnt notice me Wild thing she is,

Can anyone explain why the country and all the rest of the world are broke. What happened to the Europe dream,of prosperity and lack of want. All those G 8 summits, what was the point of them. Why is it the only people to do all right are the leaders and euro m.ps.millionaires in abundance Why are the banks getting bonuses. They,ve fxxxxd up why are we having to go without,to pay for their mess.

chase

When Irish eyes are smiling. Well done.

bride.

If the garage gave good service, I wouldnt bother to change it. I would put the two pound loss down to exsperiance,no shame in not challenging it, maybe it was a someone wanting a bag of chips and thought your two quid was a tip.,beacause not many people leave things in their cars when they go for service. Forget it , a good lesson for only two quid.

Peeps through the keyhole, noticed that the bottle of port was empty,Michael was stumbling about looking for the door through glazed eyes,hughnot stirs slightly but turns over cuddling the bolster with a smile on his face,the most peaceful his been this year, whats he been upto sly old dog i think. moos is still asleep. and citizen is asleep again with the racing paper over his head. Michael has found the coffee, good I think in ten minutes he,ll be asleep. and it will be quiet again.

raked

style

L.oL So it is. Walk right back- Everly Brothers.

I tried to do exorcism once on a spirit, but I was on the floor before I even finished the bottle.

I knew it wouldnt even start when I was asked to put my cat in another room. Allergic to hair said the one wearing a fur collar!

long haired lover from liverpool-Donny Osmand.

Yup Lib Cons are Go.