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Maybe it was a story about littering your environment by chucking all your litter over the fence at stations, or a hard hitting report on an inability to buy tickets due to low staffing and inoperative machinery.

I think we need to have a competition to see who can do the most obliquely surreal search term in google and still get to the east dulwich forum, liven the list up for next time. I've kicked off with newspaper buttock spectator http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=newspaper+buttock+spectator&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=JkK&start=10&sa=N

Who? The Balcony Plants, when they released their new album Car Wash Dulwich with the dulcet tone of Lucinda King singing their hit singles springador and M.O.T. Peckham?

Nice, a couple are downright surreal, but my highlights would be Car Wash Dulwich sounds like a cool album title and www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk wouldn't it be easier to just put that in the address bar and go straight there?

*comes back in after bracing walk outside, eyes glasses of wine gleefully* *realises still has leprechaun outfit on from saturday, doh, dashes out to changing room* ... *enters in smoking jacket, pantaloons and curly slippers, gives huguenot encouraging ruffle* *offers dulwichmum reassuring hug*

Modest Mouse's new album's out soon. Apparently Johnny Marr has joined them?!?! new single (in the states) reviews: http://www.metacritic.com/music/artists/modestmouse/weweredeadbeforetheshipevensank Excited CrytalClear?

Indeed he does, in fact he didn't seem to have aged at all.

As a man totally underwhelmed by today's definition of celebrity (I mean really, does anyone actually celebrate Jade?) represented by so many androgynous goblins, I found myself quite awestruck last week having dinner on a table next to Richard Stilgoe! It wasn't in east dulwich sadly. Harry Carpenter and Peter Graves are equally up there.

*physically flinches at sheer cleanliness and tidiness of room* *puts a few applewood logs on the fireplace and adroitly fires them up* *liberally spreads several sunday papers around self, finds observer crossword and pen and watches the snowstorm clouds gather outside*

I?ve started receiving some very strange mail recently, someone keeps sending me large packets of plasticine. I don?t know what to make of it !

We wil indeed be at the EDT. In fact heading there pretty much now. Can someone let CrytalClear know as I seem to have lost my mobile phone last night, may have to pop in the drum :( Jimbo, it would be a delight were you to join us for a bitter shandy.

I love Vietnamese food, eat Lunch at least once a week in my favourite Camden one

That's because we're having a mare, pietersen, coligwood and flintoff gone in 2 overs 37th over: England 137-6 (Dalrymple 2, Nixon 2)

By oop north do you mean clerkenwell, or are you the mint cake chap?

Ant, is the person in question wasting their day on some forum or 'chat room' or other are they?

Yes, where do I find the time when I'm glued to the guardian over-by-over? Slow day at work, happening alot recently.

Oh dear, Vaughn's gone :(

Aww sorry Polly I got sidetracked Free Willy by Freida Whale

Did you see the Irish lad from where mairead grew up? Out first non no ball of England's tournament!! Lovely quote on the Guardian obo "I think where Fletcher went wrong was poaching an Irishman from the Ireland team," says William Andrews. "If he'd taken one of their Australians we'd probably already have one hand on the World Cup." http://sport.guardian.co.uk/cricket/overbyover/story/0,,2035764,00.html

-sudden draught topples half built house of cards * rapidly clear away cards and searches frantically for Matt's clever looking book type things * * sits down on top of comic and dons Ant's misplaced monocle, much better *

What the hell is a bespoke home when it's, err, at home anyway? It's either every home that's ever been built, or more it's the likes of the Californian beach home on Grove Lane, but surely it's stretching things to apply it to a bunch of boxy prefabricated flats. Unless bespoke is some sort of euphemism for eyesore?

Hehe, very funny. You have to be in PR Joe ;)

Shucks, darned default last 30 days setting on messages search ;-/

I sent this to the times as a comment, but it seems to have gone nowhere: "Ha ha, was this article entirely researched from a desk in Times Towers, seemingly by doing nothing other than reading the east dulwich forum (even the quote from there is completely misattributed). I take it the Costa Coffee mistake (it's caffe nero) was deliberately snuck in as misdirection to stop people noticing the lazy journalism. And you could at least link to Dulwichmum's blog if you're going to appropriate her offspring"

Feng Sushi's pretty nice by borough market, that's south of the river.