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Peckhamgatecrasher

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  1. Nowt regular about six fingers. Burn 'em.
  2. Sorry Mockney - had to make hospital visit. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with sftuk ...
  3. "How about an hereditry oddity like a sixth finger? Then the photographer could have caught a photo of his hand as he was coming out? Or is that too far fetched?" Not far-fetched but can you simulate burning at the stake on stage?
  4. Am guessing there's a picture of the Lusitania on your wall!
  5. Much better to save your shot and club them - less expensive.
  6. You would have to kill a pair. Canada Geese mate for life, it would be so cruel to leave one lovelorn.
  7. Ear lobes are hereditary. If mum is footballer's wife type, she could have bought them matching earrings in the distant past before estrangement!
  8. An acquaintance of mine keeps Indian Runner Ducks in Peckham. He has a large garden so is able to put up a relatively fox-free run. Foxes will be your main problem over cats. Also, vet in Highshore Road is good with birds.
  9. I'll wager SimonM is not a betting man, therefore your taunts are superfluous.
  10. At the risk of lowering the tone, Lidl has frozen geese.
  11. Always followed by nemesis!
  12. --. . - .- .-.. .. ..-. .
  13. Nor I. I am not addicted. I have a life (even though I am too full to live it at the moment).
  14. One more sleep! Happy Christmas everyone - may God bless you and all your families this Christmas and for the coming new year.
  15. Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me (oh sorry, wrong thread)
  16. It is is ineffably sublime
  17. Happy Christmas. (Deleted grumpy post!)
  18. Lidl in Peckham currently have on sale angora long johns and vests, also skiing gloves, hats and socks (in different parts of the store). This would be a cheap option for you but they change stock quite quickly.
  19. A chance to say one of my favourite things following a pratfall: "Arsenal over Tottenham!"
  20. Parker (thanks m'lady)
  21. Me too. Two bottles of wine for a fiver - my kind of joint.
  22. Tis the season to be sledging.
  23. Civil War. Bugger the roundheads. King over the water and all that.
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