Could I just point out that I'm eating my lunch at the mo (very nice beef, rocket and tomato sandwich as I'm sure you want to know) so my prediction was correct. Isn't anyone going as Michael Caine?
"Oh well, I'm no expert on the female game. I just thought it was like whichever was best at parking a car wins type of thing" That would be James Barber's wife. Does that mean women's football wins?