Peckhamgatecrasher

Why doesn't it rain? 4 for 0 in 8 balls is stupendous.

Bloody Englishmen!

Bloody South Africans!

*puts red devil in note book*

Notes 18th September: will harangue Hatty to reinstate fox hunting.

Bet I'm not the only one who saw it pre-edit!

bread in a cage for Brendan http://www.dualit.com/assets/images/thumbnails/detail/0/detail_725.jpg Unless you are a brilliant shot (squirrel head quite small), rather than an air rifle, you'd be better off with a Fenn trap and dispatching at close quarters. Shooting in a London back garden probably not a good idea.

My daughter's decided to stay on at her school for sixth form, but we were both quite impressed with Crossways Sixth Form College (New Cross, nr Haberdashers) and she was accepted for a place there. The teachers seemed really interested in the pupils and we witnessed first hand some quite strict disciplining going on. I don't think it's the most academic place in the world and our first impressions from approaching the place were 'gulp!'; but after going round and talking to lots of teachers, we left thinking it was a rather good establishment.

May I have a Messerschmitt for my bonus ball please, Woof. You choose which one.

DO NOT climb up The Monument if you have a hangover. Sheer masochism.

Jackie boy, you may use any of my bons mots for ?10 a word.

Hold an open evening with lots of free booze.

And where's the head? I don't want my pint skimmed of all the froth.

Yes, m'lady.

Elderflower, you are jrussel's sister and I claim my ?5.

Good call Brendan. Here's a Morgan: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/Morgan_horse_all_parked_out.jpg

Be careful Brendan, skateboarding in middleage will result in broken bones.

I don't like the auditions in front of an audience - rather tedious.

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Fix.

What larks!

Well, Carpaccio of Rattus rattus is rather a delicacy in these parts.

In the interests of prevarication, I have been making a study of Butt and Thunderbirds characters. I will concede that Butt has Brains' lips. Alas Google have changed their images so I can't paste here. Good spot Loz.

ooer, keef, not looking good now.

Groan. Brain just kicked into gear. KK is right if one takes 'factoid' to be a spurious thing.