Peckhamgatecrasher

I would love to - I like both. I've house-sat for friends in deepest Wiltshire. That was a bit of a culture shock. I was used to popping out to Tesco's on the Old Kent Road (my corner shop at the time) for fags and milk anytime I needed them. You have to be very organised living in the country.

Noticed first fairy rings this morning. Probably as a result of all that rain. Does anyone know the name of the tree (Eric probably) that is by the Oval in P.Rye Park, near the stream, has broad, dark green leaves and white flowers that smell like honeysuckle?

Thought of you last night Jah, when I watched In Bruges. Purgatory: ?It's when you're not awful, not really bad, but you?re not really good either ? a bit like Tottenham??

It is maddening, especially when someone like Amir is such a fine bowler.

Love that film. I shall nip out now for supplies.

Think pedal power might be available DJKQ!

Brilliant Englishmen! Broad & Trott doing a sterling job.

I like the sound of a Smoking Club. Where do we join?

You broke the terms of the forum and still want the last word?

The Carnell-Crasher Chocolate Cake sounds good.

None that I've heard mentioned so far. ?10 says chocolate cake for tea.

I love Blowers: "...succulent, red, doubledeckers ..."

Oh dear, you must be bored today if you're doing a Brendan.

Why doesn't it rain? 4 for 0 in 8 balls is stupendous.

Bloody Englishmen!

Bloody South Africans!

*puts red devil in note book*

Notes 18th September: will harangue Hatty to reinstate fox hunting.

Bet I'm not the only one who saw it pre-edit!

bread in a cage for Brendan http://www.dualit.com/assets/images/thumbnails/detail/0/detail_725.jpg Unless you are a brilliant shot (squirrel head quite small), rather than an air rifle, you'd be better off with a Fenn trap and dispatching at close quarters. Shooting in a London back garden probably not a good idea.

My daughter's decided to stay on at her school for sixth form, but we were both quite impressed with Crossways Sixth Form College (New Cross, nr Haberdashers) and she was accepted for a place there. The teachers seemed really interested in the pupils and we witnessed first hand some quite strict disciplining going on. I don't think it's the most academic place in the world and our first impressions from approaching the place were 'gulp!'; but after going round and talking to lots of teachers, we left thinking it was a rather good establishment.

May I have a Messerschmitt for my bonus ball please, Woof. You choose which one.

DO NOT climb up The Monument if you have a hangover. Sheer masochism.

Jackie boy, you may use any of my bons mots for ?10 a word.

Hold an open evening with lots of free booze.