Peckhamgatecrasher

Thanks.

Idiot question: where do wine corks (real, not plastic) go?

Steve has been attacked by a dog in a park. It's not surprising he's posting as he does.

ooh - that was a bit emotional. Hope it goes well for the rest of them.

... I was oh-oh-oh a Wild West Hero.

James, any news on the chimney balloons, please?

Just let me know when you want to visit, hunca old bean, my boys will escort you. No visa required.

Watched The Review programme tonight. Apparently a chap called Tom McCarthy has a book listed for The Booker Prize called 'C'. My favourite novel is 'C' by Maurice Baring - I am fuming on his behalf.

Thanks to Saturday's Daily Telegraph crossword, I learnt about a type of finch called a Siskin. Never heard of it before. It is native to UK - anyone heard of it/seen one?

Twas the third episode last night.

Call it Magdala and say it's retro.

Thoroughly enjoyed it - will tune in next week too. Brilliant cricket description. Too many blighters in this world!

I have a nice, new blue recycle bin but some bastard stole my brown bin today!

Expect *Bob* to be arrested soon for impersonating a Head. It is well documented in public circles that I am the Chief Quangoist for Chocolate Hobnobs.

Even soppy retrievers and labradors can turn - they are dogs. I don't think it's unreasonable to have all dogs muzzled. The only problem is that they cannot then fetch balls/sticks so would need fenced off areas where that could still happen.

Must be snippets from Faust then!

Deep Purple normally works for me when I want to drown out other noises.

Who cares who Lucas is? He's always Guy of Gisbon in my dreams!

I think I've taken too much cannabis - I swear I saw a giant rabbit.

Woke up to the news this morning - very sad. I thought he was brilliant. I saw him in a show once and laughed so much I had tears streaming down my face and my stomach hurt.

Bloody golf - what's happened to my University Challenge?

Oh Georgia - how we always take the good guys for granted! Thanks for organising the drinks - I've met some lovely people because of them.

Reminds me of the scene in "Notting Hill" Keziah: No thanks, I'm a fruitarian. Max: I didn't realize that. William: And, ahm: what exactly is a fruitarian? Keziah: We believe that fruits and vegetables have feeling so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have actually fallen off a tree or bush - that are, in fact, dead already. William: Right. Right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots... Keziah: Have been murdered, yes. William: Murdered? Poor carrots. How beastly!

Gawain on tonight's 'Merlin'. Phwoar!

Hahem! It's not 'just a day' - it celebrates the salvation of the world!