Peckhamgatecrasher

Perhaps you meant this one, Quids? He was only a poor little hammer, His face all tattered and torn, He made me feel sick, So I hit 'im with a brick, And now he don't sing anymore. Moflo, Roy Green wrote the original lyrics to the one above - perhaps you could do some 'googling' and see if there are earlier versions. There is a ska copy hanging around somewhere, not sure how that would go at a funeral!

These are the two most likely you are looking for. The majority of the rest are pretty crude and/or violent. Let 'Em Come It's Saturday on Cold Blow Lane We've all come down to cheer We've had our jellied eels And our glass of beer Come rain or shine all the time Our families we'll bring And as the Lions run on the pitch Everyone will sing Let 'em come, Let 'em come, Let 'em come Let 'em all come down to The Den Let 'em come, Let 'em come, Let 'em come Well only have to beat 'em again Were the best team in London NO, the best team of all Everybody knows us Were called Millwall Let 'em come, Let 'em come, Let 'em come Let 'em all come down to The Den Let 'em all...... come down......... TO THE DEEEENNNNNNN No One Likes Us No one likes us, No one likes us No one likes us, We don't care We are Millwall Super Millwall We are Millwall from The Den

Enough of this sectarian crap. Shake hands and play nicely. PS - the Mash thing was funny. Dodgy referees aren't.

To return to the OP, I think it's commonsense to buy a new copy of the Highway Code every two or three years to reacquaint oneself with the contents. ps: I have noticed an increase in drivers around Peckham/ED driving with their fog lights on. Twats.

Well, in that case, I conducted a rigorous experiment at Peckham Rye today. Reds are definitely this season's colours: crab apples, yew berries, rosehips were in abundance. Poor Hatty will just have to be unfashionable this autumn. BTW, why are yew berries so seductive? I always want to cram a handful into my mouth.

Well I suppose that's a reasonable excuse. Can't wait for The Ashes. Sri Lanka seem to be softening them up nicely. And in order to not subvert this thread, if there is a God/god - do you think a burnt offering appropriate?

Am I imagining it, or are the holly berries particularly abundant this year? Don't know what that portends - probably six foot snowdrifts.

I have a theory Brendan. You are not posting enough. Blanket-bomb the Forum and we won't notice the dodgy ones. [surely Fatherhood is not that demanding? What are wives for?]

Are you a vampire, c.shorty?

I think I'm gorgeous, therefore I am

I blame Cheeta.

This is too much fun. I can't wait for Mr Carnell to wake up. Here's what I'm pretty sure he'd say: "An Italian? Really? I've said this before, but I'll keep saying it till I'm blue in the face. We HAVE Italians. Lots. Il Mirto - Melbourne Grove Si Magia - Forest Hill Road Case Smerelda - towards Nunhead Il Giardino - opposite Peckham Rye station Locale - East Dulwich Road The Gowlett and the Actress do pizzas There is another new Italian opening on Bellenden Road. AND, to top it off, the two things you've suggested....Bella Pasta and Zizzis....are NOT Italians. They serve some vague approximation of cod-Italian pre-cooked, packet sauce slop. The have about as much relation to Italian food as a horse and cart to a Ferrari. Please, stop it now before I explode in a mess of puttanesca sauce!"

Completely wrong. Harrison was my crush which led on to a love of guitarists generally. Laine studied flamenco which gave him a certain je ne sais quoi, but never a pash.

Because he was in Wings from first to last, and more importantly was the other person, along with Linda, who recorded BOTR in Lagos. McCullough, English, etc, were in the group for certain periods but were not formative in BOTR. See how miffed I am - I've started a sentence with because!

Just watched an documentary on BOTR - McCartney sycophantically interviewed by Dermott O'Leary. In 40 odd minutes, the musical knight managed not to make a reference to Denny Laine once. Ooh - I'm seething.

Yeah I just heard that too. This is what the beeb have put out: If you listen to Danny Baker on Saturday mornings, you'll know he's said on air that he has a health issue at the moment and will be presenting some weeks but not others. Well today Danny wanted to give some more information to you via his Facebook page. We've pasted the full message from him below. I know this will come as quite a shock. But as you can see from his message, he's in good spirits. So some Saturdays over the next few months he will be raring to go and will be on his 5 live show as normal and other weeks we'll be giving Danny a rest. I am sure you will all join me in wishing him all the best for the months ahead. Danny's message on Facebook reads: Hello cats and kittens, Apologies for the cloak and d. over recent weeks. However as it appears this is going to continue for the forseeable I really ought to offer up some sort of breadcrumbs trail as to what's going on. (As you know I am queasy about introducing vulgar real life onto the vaudeville stage so let's keep this crisp.) After a pretty mouldy diagnosis about a month back I finally begin chemotherapy on Monday with further radiotherapy from January. Yes radiotherapy; can you beat it? This being so, the old treehouse baggy pants will be donned but sparingly. Once the quacks have soundly thrashed this thing I shall return like a rare gas and as if out of a trap. In the meantime I am watching Tommy Steele box sets (and has there ever been a more lying title to a film than TS's "It's All Happening"?) and urge you all to keep yakking up a storm and laugh extra loud at the incumbents. Thank you for all the best wishes and concern from those who suspected as much about my "condition" and by all means keep ringing up Baylen and Amy to demand more and more Atomic Rooster and Spooky Tooth records. So. Manly handshake. Walk right on. In the words of King George, "What what and there it is..." DB

All Saints Day? or Perhaps Boris has read that this is the saddest day in the year and he wants to cheer us up?

Noooo, Jah. 'Let me roll it' is a fab track. And anything with Denny Laine in is alright in my book.

Seen Jaws Drunk Tequila Had a tattoo Won an egg and spoon race

Dear Silverfox My MP doesn't like gingers. I feel that she can't possibly represent my interests with such prejudices. How do I get her impeached? Yours PGC

Australian Come Dancing season begins. Monty does Flamenco

Well if you're gonna quote the Bible, you jolly well should, young Ridgley! Isaiah 6 and Revelation 4 just to be going on with.

Oh Woof, darling, as if one needed an excuse to drink more: dentine delights the dangers of red wine being, of course, that it takes the brain a while to catch up that you were talking about chenin blanc! Ignore the above - as you were.

Here you go jaybee: ED's finest sporting questions

Phew, buggie - I thought I was going mad.