felt-tip

I went out on LSL on Saturday night for a bar crawl. First one since moving here 8 months ago and found the atmosphere a bit weird. Not aggro as such but just an undercurrent of something. Very different from the day-time. So went to Green and Blue and had a lovely bottle and then went home.

a recruitment agency: Village People.

jeez - you guys are strict.

I'm on the lash tonight down LL. Can't wait.

If you finish dinner on the first date and the bloke suggests going dutch then HJNTIY. Cough up and get back to your vibrator.

1st date - dinner he pays, drinks after offer to buy a round but he should refuse. 2nd date - dinner he pays, drinks after buy a round or two 3rd date - go dutch 4th date - you pay and then alternate paying for meals thereafter if you're earning but he should pay for expensive places.

These are great. Consistently interesting techno music - weekly. http://www.residentadvisor.net/podcast.aspx

It would be great if they had stuff there again. Those scenes from the 70s look great.

I dont go to CP Park too often but was jogging around there the other day and I saw this huge rusty structure sticking out of the ground at an angle (near the north of the park) with what appears to be a stage in front of it. There is then a pond and some sprawling greenery on a natural incline. I thought - if they do theatre or gigs there that must be amazing but I cannae find nowt on interwebby about it... What is it? Do performances and stuff happen there? Cheers

level green - hefner

the world is just a great big onion - marvin gaye and tammi terrell

I must say I do like northern beers. John Smith oop north is a genuinely great pint oop there but darn sarf its utter crap. BUT - you cant beat Tanglefoot can ya? Ey - can ya? Ey.

Northerner frindliness is a shallow, canine, indiscriminate kind of friendliness that can actually make you feel a bit cheap.

I have a few and someone once said to me: 'you do realise that you will have that for the rest of your life - even when you are old and grey.' Can I just confirm - is that right?

don't do it.

rape

You can only use Visa at the Olympics in 2012

ha ha ha. that is hilarious.

destroy rock and roll - mylo

quite right: laying out goods at a certain price is an 'invitation to treat'. you, as the customer then go to the checkout and 'offer' to buy the goods at the price stated. they can 'accept' (thus concluding the contract) or can 'refuse' or 'counter-offer'. ah it all comes back to me. all i need now is 80p pints and an even worse haircut than i currently have. applespider is quite right though - sounds like an open and shut case of misleading advertising. the bastards.

Le Demon Pupkin - Sebastian Tellier

I was in a meeting today and someone said 'timebox'.

I didnt bother going in the end. It was too hot and after reading the comments on RW.com decided to stay at home and do some baking. Much more enjoyable.

Intelligence is the ability to identify relationships and educe co-relationships.

It's much saucier than you'd imagine. But I wouldn't recommend it while sat on Playa Las Americas. It's more suited for a dark month on your own in a mildewy basement. I did enjoy Change of Climate by Hilary Mantel on a recent holiday, mind.