East Dulwich Angst

There was enough pressure to start filling the tank in the loft about an hour or so ago. That's the top end of Upland

No water at all at top end of Upland rd but a neighbour has spoken to Thames water in the last few minutes & they said that even though they will not finish repairs today, we should have running water in about an hour as they're going to reroute it.

-------------------------- EDF Premier League -------------------------- I have once again re-activated the fantasy footy league We had quite a few teams last year so why not try your luck again. If you use the same email as last year to register you should automatically join the league, so just go to... http://fantasy.premierleague.com create a team & join, Code to join this league: 355704-108123

-------------------------- EDF Premier League -------------------------- I have once again re-activated the fantasy footy league If you use the same email as last year to register you should automatically join the league, so just go to... http://fantasy.premierleague.com create a team & join, Code to join this years league: 158123-42585

-------------------------- EDF Premier League -------------------------- I have once again re-activated the fantasy footy league If you use the same email as last year to register you should automatically join the league, so just go to... http://fantasy.premierleague.com create a team & join, Code to join this years league: 158123-42585

-------------------------- EDF Premier League -------------------------- I have once again re-activated the fantasy footy league We had quite a few teams last year so why not try your luck again. If you use the same email as last year to register you should automatically join the league, (there's around 11 of us at the mo) so just go to... http://fantasy.premierleague.com create a team & join, Code to join this league: 61675-24113 The more the merrier

As posted in the old thread, but just in case some of you missed it, the EDF Premier League is up & running again, for those who just want to play for fun 2 1/2 days to go Here's the old post............

EDF Premier League -------------------------- I have once again re-activated the fantasy footy league We had quite a few teams last year so why not try your luck again. If you use the same email as last year to register you should automatically join the league, (we've already got 7 of us in) but if not go to... http://fantasy.premierleague.com create a team & join, Code to join this league: 8848-3446 The more the merrier

I've posted this on another thread & I thought this would be a good place to post .... We had quite a few teams last year, so why not join and have a bit of fun ------------------ I have once again created two leagues, a standard one & a head to head league We had quite a few teams last year so why not try your luck again. If you use the same email as last year to register you should automatically join the league, but if not go to... http://fantasy.premierleague.com create a team & join these leagues Standard league code: 39320-39649 Head to Head league code: 39320-25107

I have once again created two leagues, a standard one & a head to head league We had quite a few teams last year so why not try your luck again. If you use the same email as last year to register you should automatically join the league, but if not go to... http://fantasy.premierleague.com/ create a team & join these leagues Standard league code: 39320-39649 Head to Head league code: 39320-25107

Standard & head to head leagues have been set up http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?20,723769

Seeing as no one has set up a league so far, I've gone ahead & created two. We had quite a few teams last year so if you fancy another go..... http://fantasy.premierleague.com Standard league code: 55-342050 I've also created a head to head league, so why not join both Head to Head league code: 55-342238

I came across this & had to share, very cleaver. http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1137883380?bctid=17075685001

Does anyone know if you need tickets to get into the Plough tonight?

I'm sure your really sorry Rolo :)) Who would of thought that after gameweek 8 I would still be able to use the joke......... What's the difference between Spurs & a triangle..... a triangle's got 3 points BREAKING NEWS....... Spurs manage 1st win but no clean sheet

**BUMP** Come on managers only 7 of us have joined so far after a good turn out last year

Yep, low pressure here, top end of Upland

Not a joke as such, but something I came across that made me smile. It's called............. Why We Love Children 1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. 'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil. 'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child innocently. 'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise. 'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'pissed' and it didn't move' 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later.....'Da-ad....' 'What?' 'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?' 'No, You had your chance. Lights out.' Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad.....' 'WHAT?' 'I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??' ' I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!' Five minutes later......'Daaaa-aaaad.....' 'WHAT!' 'When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?' 3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him 'How do you expect to get into Heaven?' The boy thought it over and said, 'Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'' 4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, 'Mummy, will you sleep with me tonight?' The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. 'I can't dear,' she said. 'I have to sleep in Daddy's room.' A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: 'The big sissy.' 5. It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the minister leaned over and said, 'That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?' The little girl replied, directly into the minister's clip-on microphone, 'Yes, and my Mum says it's a bitch to iron.' 6. When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, 'Mummy, you are getting fat!' I replied, 'Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy.' 'I know,' she replied, but what's growing in your bum?' 7. A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, 'Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine....' His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, 'What are you doing?' The little boy answered, 'I'm doing my math homework, Mum.' 'And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?' the mother asked 'Yes,' he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, 'What are you teaching my son in math?' The teacher replied, 'Right now, we are learning addition.' The mother asked, 'And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?' After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, 'What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.' 8. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, '.... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!' The teacher paused then asked the class, 'And what do you think that farmer said?' One little girl raised her hand and said, 'I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'' The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. 9. A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter.' Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, 'I'm Jane Sugarbrown.' The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, 'Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?' She replied, 'I thought I was, but mother says I'm not.' 10. A little girl asked her mother, 'Can I go outside and play with the boys?' Her mother replied, 'No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough.' The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?' 11. A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake The barber says to her, 'Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin.' She says, 'Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too.'

I received my replacement card today & checked my statement online & found something that just doesn't sit right. I made a purchase in Budgens on the 14th & only went through today!!!! Surely it doesn't take 10 days to process an in-store card payment!! Hmmmmmm :-S

My card was cloned & used on Sunday in Ghana x2, Egypt, USA, Spain & UK. Fortunately all except one transaction were declined. The only places I recall using my card is mainly in Somerfield & once in both Sainsbury's & Budgens. My card has never been out of my sight either. The only other place I've used it was in the hole in the wall cash machines (banks)

I dont know about making a fortune but he does (or at least used to) make a living at being his double, as an old friend of mine used to be his hairdresser & used to have his hair done to however Rod had his at that time.

I have to share while I can..... not that I'm currently top of our league ;-), but out of 1,667,733 players my team is pos # 1 for the month of March to date. WooooHoooo, the best in the land, top dog, numero uno (before tomorrow nights games at least) There really is only one way to go from here :)) Gota shout while I'm top >:D< [pre] pts 1 Pimp My Side Andy Fish 278 2 Mission Impossible Mike Phillips 277 3 cibai modieyy mopdii 277 4 WaitingForTheCallUp Sean Hunter 275 5 BJW Ben Joseph Willis 274 6 Blues_Forever Uzair Khaliq 273 7 Team Big Mac Jonathan Sartin 273 8 ALEMAO HOTPANTS Eirik Larsen 271 8 Avalon FC Dave Harper 271 10 Now is the time... Mark Henry 271 [/pre]

Police say 39 yr old man arrested on suspicion of abduction & Shannon Mathews found in the base of a bed!

* BUMP * All gone a bit quiet on this post!! Is everyone still playing!! With just 10 gameweeks left, and getting to the business end of the season, I thought I'd post the current league table [pre] pts 1 Tinkermaninho Michael Lee 1533 2 Beer We Go Rob Birkett 1483 3 Pimp My Side Andy Fish 1478 4 Cr*pJohnsCatching FC Will W 1461 5 Single Malt Matthew Bultitude 1459 6 RatCatchaz Nicholas Veevers 1443 7 UppaSarfCider Paul Hamilton 1432 8 Huguenotic Nick Fawbert 1392 9 Ladygooners Maggie Newport 1380 10 Tyrrell Town FC Guy de Glanville 1373 11 Waldram Park Josh Gilbert 1373 12 Idle XI David Carnell 1345 13 Real EastDulwich Simon Mctighe 1340 14 Dulwich Bhoys Stephen Britton 1336 15 Real Madras Leroy Smith 1335 16 Slippery Egg Heist John B 1335 17 East Dulwich Ninjaz Mark Collins 1326 18 Lordship Lane FC Ian Irving 1309 19 Cod on the Tyne Rhodri Jones 1302 20 gruppetto Alastair Roberts 1283 21 robots in disguise Richard Sheldon 1283 22 roll one there Wayne Foley 1247 23 connected thinkers* Alastair Bewick 1204 24 Longford Town Declan Higgins 1136 25 Mockney Hamlets Piers Canadas 1114 26 Keef's CPT Allstars Keith Ottaway 1077 27 Annasfield 1067 [/pre]

Marlon King use to play for Dulwich Hamlet & is currently playing for Wigan Athletic in the premiership.