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And if you'd whipped a machete out of your clutch bag and with one swipe decapitated the child, and plonked its still whining head on the pizza plate (I'm assuming pizza) in front of its thin lipped, gangway blocking mother, it would be you who got into trouble

La Perla Maiden Lane

Here's an old thread http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?5,1183663,1584862#msg-1584862

This is the same council who just randomly asked my daughter/us/me for sixteen grand for some electrics work that they can't really explain or justify

Why isn't that vandalised bit of the station building being rebuilt?

There's a nest in the roof probably. I see them in my place at all times of the year and they are invariably big and sluggish. They aren't really pests; they don't seem to have the energy to fly or sting. I chuck them out usually. I was stung quite badly as a kid but that was because I was throwing stones into their nest and deserved it. I've grown to quite like wasps now except when they're after your ice cream. Their paper nests are rather beautiful

Was that before they put in the sneeze screen?

My girl lives in a mixed private/council block and has just unaccountably been asked how she intends to pay the sixteen grand that she out-of-the-blue owes them for new electrics. Her flat's electrics are fine. WTF? Who holds these dogs to account?

Now that's a... bollocks... great name for a... arse... shop. You could employ a manager with...feck... Tourette's

Maybe try IngridB? Do a search for her

Sir Dave will be able to say 'Would you like to come on my boat?'

That's a belter

'In 2018, London will be the final stop on the Viking Sun?s round-the-world journey when it is built.' When London is built or when the ship is built? I'm confused

Did it look like this?

A bit slow off the mark with Flowers on Channel 4, in fact it's finished but it's still on 4OD. Dark as a dark thing in a very dark place but Hi-Larious

Send her off for therapy

I don't want to go there

Jamaica Inn, The Admiral Benbow, Dino's Bar and Grill

Have you tried the Half Moon?

Now I reckon I could have played the bass on this but not the guitar solo, oh not the guitar solo. Nine minutes Prince in his pomp

And as an inflammatory aside, even if Israel did up sticks and move to Kansas, does anyone seriously think that would give rise to peace in the Middle East? More likely a bloody fight to the tribal death forever and ever

One of them could have me if they wanted to

Jules-and-Boo Wrote: 'the new academies do not actually need qualified teachers' Eh?

I'd never been in a BHS store until three weeks ago when I was shopping for pants and I never will again, and neither will anyone else probably. It looked like something from the USSR in the 50s. But, however bad their pants, should that permatanned tax dodger 'Sir' Philip be allowed to dump its pensioners and sell out for a quid to some hedge fund vermin to asset strip and close? Top Man my arse

I know one young doctor who has just passed her finals after ten year's study and is unhappily looking at Australia brochures