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steveo

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  1. Pheasant plucker
  2. Ho ho ho
  3. Try the butcher with no name at the Plough. He does good game and he has his own farm
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    ELO

    I'd rather see Roy
  5. You cant
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    Capital

    I've had a bit of constipation this week so not much has passed muster but I've seen better plots on Charlie and Lola
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    Capital

    London Spy was watched under sufferance and now I feel robbed and dirty
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    class

    Pigeon
  9. If it's to be a MacD's, with all the associated litter, carmageddon hell, obesity, the destruction of a nice old building, the loss of a pub, garish neon lighting and apple pies that burn the roof of your mouth, as far as I'm concerned they can pay for attendants to give us piggy backs over the road
  10. Ringworld by Larry Niven. It's old but gold
  11. When I sit childless in the park, drinking a gin flavoured coke, I periodically shout out 'Jacob!' or 'Channing!. Be careful,' to my mythical kids and get reassuring nods from the mums. Oddly, sometimes strange children come over to me and say 'did you call me?'
  12. Bill Wyman? But I don't think he lives in Sydenham any more
  13. 'Being snarky about people who have beards, or eat hummus' Snarky or Snorky?
  14. Could ob be a very clever Snorks incarnation? Quids will know
  15. Not one
  16. Next to Keith Richards
  17. An alternative point of view
  18. This from the Spectator believe it or not http://new.spectator.co.uk/2015/11/jeremy-corbyn-is-more-sensible-about-syria-than-david-cameron/
  19. If you are a freeholder you can be interred in your own back garden in a cardboard box. However, don't go asking permission from the council because they will say no despite the fact they have no right to do so. In shared freeholds neighbours' permissions are required and it is preferred that you do not take eternal sleep near a water main but otherwise you could be pushing up your own daisies
  20. Cripes! me, Louisa and Foxy agree. Les was god and Lemon sucks. However, Dick Emery, Terry and June, Harry Worth, Norman Wisdom, Larry Grayson... perhaps we don't entirely agree
  21. When I was a scout I'd walk around the town with with a sheath knife on my belt. My mate had an axe. I don't suppose that would pass unnoticed these days
  22. Never forget Jeremy also chinned Piers Morgan
  23. GCHQ now has you tagged as a gay cruiser
  24. Would that be everything in life?
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