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steveo

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  1. Cheer up Otta. C'mon you Hamlet
  2. I saw him about ten years ago. He was living further out sarf east and he didn't look well
  3. It was about ten years ago for me too. Yes avoid Varadero. It's like everywhere else. And yes, get there before the American invasion. Here's my story if you're interested http://spoot-shoot.blogspot.co.uk/2009/12/havana-heaven-and-hell.html
  4. New Statesman = hand wringing depression
  5. Whatever, the pictures of those photographers clustered around that nipper made me feel sick. They weren't trying to change a government policy, they were flogging tragi-snaps to the highest bidder. They'll be hanging around nightclubs papping gakked up slebs tonight.
  6. The Daily Mash says it better than me http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/everyone-sad-because-of-photo-of-thing-thats-been-happening-for-months-20150903101684
  7. Oops, it's gone
  8. There is an oddly familiar round orb in the sky What is its name?
  9. I was pretty handy at target shooting as a kid and fancied I might have been a sniper, except I couldn't kill an ant without begging for forgiveness or more importantly keep my left eye shut. It was a common problem in the rifle club and some of the shooters sported pirate eyepatches
  10. Was that the Croydon facelift effect?
  11. You don?t know what you?ve got till it?s gone. God, how I miss the Barbara Hepworth in the park. What we have in its place are three huge, spiralling dog turds that no one has bagged and binned yet. I can?t decide if they most resemble dog turds or tapeworms, something intestinal anyway. Whatever they are, they are piss poor.
  12. I'm pleased to say I can do the Jack NIcholson raised eyebrow thing but only on the left. If I try to force the right eyebrow up I look like I've had a stroke
  13. Photoshop You can get a legal CS2 free here http://www.techspot.com/downloads/3689-adobe-photoshop-cs2.html
  14. I just sampled thirty seconds of Drake's oeuvre. The lyric starts 'I gotta lotta enemies...' I can't say I find that surprising
  15. Microchip the cats and get a lockable cat flap. It's the only way
  16. Is that Charlie Drake? I've heard of him.
  17. steveo

    Shite hotels

    I can't compete with the above but I have stayed in some filthy pits: a hostel in Athens for example, where three debauched late arrivals - a coked up Englishman and two Albanians wanted to have a violent orgy with my (male) travelling companion and myself. And in Corfu in a humid, stinking, windowless room in a shack on the beach which when I clocked all the blood on the walls I realised was a mosquito nest
  18. If I were a refugee standing in the rain in Calais for the last few days, I might well have given up on my efforts to get to England
  19. I wonder if it's connected to the early morning whining sound near Fireman's Alley
  20. steveo

    Shite hotels

    I've always fancied a pint - but didn't dare - in the Hour Glass Hotel in Walworth. It has plenty of positive reviews on Trip Advisor but some of the negative ones are corkers: 'Located in a scene from crimewatch' 'On arrival to the hotel i was asked to leave my room for 30mins so they could unblock the sink' 'this hotel is the worst experience of my entire life' 'What a craphole'
  21. Edit Perhaps this needs its own Shite Hotels thread. It did
  22. He also sometimes tells the truth and is funny
  23. You are aware that it's climate change denying, fox hunting, Cameron loving, Spectator columnist James Delingpole you've taken a shine to Mr. Lush.
  24. I had a great time thanks. I've learned how to yodel and did some of this
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