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steveo

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  1. steveo

    Dildos.

    We've weirdly resisted posting pictures. I would stick one up but I don't want to have to explain it to my children.
  2. steveo

    Dildos.

    My sheltered childhood
  3. steveo

    Dildos.

    Battery or mains?
  4. steveo

    Dildos.

    Dirty bird
  5. steveo

    Dildos.

    The Dodo's dead, Dando's dead, Di's dead, Dodi's dead, And Ken Dodd's dad's dog is dead I bet Dido's scared Dildo
  6. Yes, I made it in the end and managed to slip in a question or two to the dapper gent. I want to look as good as that when I'm 76
  7. There were some great drummers in the park two weeks ago. The Dulwich Festival organisers should know who they were
  8. I got up a bit late this morning, what's this all about?
  9. Terence Stamp at the Dulwich Picturehouse tonight and it's all sold out. Bah!
  10. How come the 'gentry' all voted Labour then? Shurely shome mishtake
  11. In the near future the thirty somethings will look back on 2015 and say 'Back in my day nipper all this was fields of old moaning rockers.'
  12. I think their point is that young people can no longer afford to live in Manhattan or London, however the youth will always find a way - sofa surfing, sleeping on floors, finding a girlfriend with a flat. A mate of mine used to live under a kitchen table. Thirty odd years ago about ten of us lived in a three bed flat in ED. That was pretty sleazy
  13. It's not just London http://www.spectator.co.uk/spectator-life/spectator-life-life/9477362/how-the-big-apple-lost-its-bite/
  14. It went with the bad sanitation, infant mortality and rickets
  15. French maid https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/09/9c/dc/099cdc964f545d77ca7afbcc4dd772d7.jpg
  16. Potato Exhaust pipe
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    Cheap beer

    A word to the wise: if you rummage around the shelves at the back of Val's shop at the Plough there are some seriously underpriced bottles of ale, Spitfire and the like. Don't ffs tell him that the beer is a quid a bottle more in Costcutters
  18. You had to be there
  19. Grannie Lennox Spandow Ball? Everything American
  20. I'll chin him next time I see him
  21. And after you've eaten asparagus it smells like something you should never have eaten
  22. Can we have our ball back mister?
  23. steveo

    Barbers

    Where are you going for your holidays Jez?
  24. Mum had a 'date' with a GI and dad got let out of prison
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