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steveo

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  1. Forest Hill tenant overcharged for a lamp fitting happens to be a lawyer - 'They picked on the wrong guy' - and starts a class action which, if all their tenants join, might cost Foxtons ?42 million. Oh.
  2. In the 70s 80s my pals and I were aware of Jah Shaka playing at Blues parties around Peckham but we were too scared to go. I wish we had. I was at a party in Forest Hill in 79 and some chaps arrived in a lorry with Jah Shaka's sound system. The speakers were taller than a wardrobe, they put them up in the hallway and nearly blew the house down.
  3. There's a kitten shooting club down near the play school on the Rye. Bring your own bucket
  4. I found a wing in the kitchen yesterday and my fat, smug looking cat asleep on the stairs. It wouldn't/couldn't tackle a full grown crow or a jay of course, it would get its hairy arse kicked, and that I would pay to see. No, it murders fledglings and then parades around the place like a courageous hunter. Don't do it
  5. Is the sun shining in your bit of Dulwich?
  6. In our secular/atheist country it's become the new god and all his little angels
  7. It was a thing of beauty seeing the police horses belt round the park but they stopped long before the cavalry moved out of Dulwich nick. No one died but I suspect the dreaded Health and Safety or some filthy insurance company put paid to that spectacle. The riding stable nags are only allowed to stroll and then only when the kiddies have gone to bed.
  8. Mmm, Spoons, that's my retirement years sorted
  9. Frankie Detorri just rode Goldie Hawn to victory in the Derby. She's still got it then. I think I heard that correctly.
  10. steveo

    Old TV shows

    VE Day, The Queen's Coronation, Muffin the Mule (which'll get you five years nowadays)
  11. We have firefighters at all my BBQs
  12. Sorry, I haven't got a clue what you're talking about
  13. Describe a spiral staircase without using your hands
  14. He's in the office 'working as normal' i.e. burning out the motor on the shredder
  15. Baksheesh is a pandemic obvs. as long as you aren't caught, especially by the Feds
  16. Er... yes
  17. He'll be off to find a country with no extradition treaty with the US
  18. Should we should tell them that until Blatter's head is on a spike on London Bridge that they're not allowed to play our game any more?
  19. Corrupt, paranoid nut job intent on pulling the whole house down or Borderline Aspergers thug with designs on Ukraine (which nobody in in the USA could find on a map but yet might be prepared to go to war over) or much misunderstood, cuddly old Russki bear
  20. I don't know how 'decent' they were/are Quids
  21. Speaking about someone who had challenged him in a rather aggressive way, he said she was 'bucolic'
  22. Desperate for a job, any job. Like most of them he's unemployable. Ed Balls anyone?
  23. The Ivy isn't in Chelsea
  24. Good luck with that
  25. steveo

    Football Focus

    Fifa hahhahaha
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